"I have been cured, and damn I taste good"

[Jasper]

Oh.  My.  God. 

Something wonderful is very wrong with you, Coyote.

My work is deeply and profoundly.

I cook with only the best ingredients.

If word about this gets out, all of the food show hosts will align against you.  Jamie Oliver, Ainsley Harriott, Emeril Lagasse, Gordon Ramsay, Rachel Ray-- Even maybe the Epic Meal Time crew.  They would form a sort of Justice League of Cooking to combat you.

Don't worry, your secret is safe. 

Your dark, perverse secret. 

[Don Coyote]

Oh.  My.  God. 

Something wonderful is very wrong with you, Coyote.

My work is deeply and profoundly.

I cook with only the best ingredients.

If word about this gets out, all of the food show hosts will align against you.  Jamie Oliver, Ainsley Harriott, Emeril Lagasse, Gordon Ramsay, Rachel Ray-- Even maybe the Epic Meal Time crew.  They would form a sort of Justice League of Cooking to combat you.

Don't worry, your secret is safe. 

Your dark, perverse secret. 

As you can see, Twid WANTS to become someone's meal. I mean why else would he be marinating himself interally.

As for Justice League of Cooking, I dare them to storm for storm my kitchen. I have allies, dark terrible allies.

[navkat]

I just peed a little in my mouth.

[Don Coyote]

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