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Re: Discordians De Illuminati?
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2015, 04:04:31 am »
 :um:
Almost literally my physical reaction.
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Re: Discordians De Illuminati?
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2015, 09:52:08 am »
Actually Discordianism operated openly until the mid eighties early 90's until it became unpopular and rebranded on Enron.

Things were pretty good for a while but then Enron became unpopular so we rebranded again.

If you can figure out what we rebranded to fair play to you.
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Re: Discordians De Illuminati?
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2015, 05:31:48 pm »
Actually Discordianism operated openly until the mid eighties early 90's until it became unpopular and rebranded on Enron.

Things were pretty good for a while but then Enron became unpopular so we rebranded again.

If you can figure out what we rebranded to fair play to you.

HINT:  "Money talks."
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Re: Discordians De Illuminati?
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2015, 09:03:01 pm »
Poe's law ;)

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Re: Discordians De Illuminati?
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2015, 10:42:19 pm »
Wow, that tumblr post complete misses the point.
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