clocks

[Cain]

People are still arguing about clocks?  That's sad.

Well the latest news is that Ahmed is moving to Qatar to pursue his education (I don't blame him) and so cue a bunch of people screeching "SO THE U.S. ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA NOW, MR. FANCY PANTS?!".

Not content with hoaxing America, he now intends to hoax Qatar as well?

Truly his nefariousness knows no bounds.

[Nast]

Dude, my brain cannot understand the amount of white, 40-something year old adults on Facebook who are bitter at a 14 year old brown boy.

It's like, weird and pathetic.

It is a segment of the population that is having a lot of trouble with part of the new normal.  They're really upset about all of this, and they can't have that kid running around doing stuff.

I think it's basically stemming from the whole "Brown people shouldn't rock the boat! They should be quiet and complacent and invisible!" thing.

[Cain]

Dude, my brain cannot understand the amount of white, 40-something year old adults on Facebook who are bitter at a 14 year old brown boy.

It's like, weird and pathetic.

It is a segment of the population that is having a lot of trouble with part of the new normal.  They're really upset about all of this, and they can't have that kid running around doing stuff.

I think it's basically stemming from the whole "Brown people shouldn't rock the boat! They should be quiet and complacent and invisible!" thing.

They also shouldn't have any money or political aspirations, at least going by the people who thought "his family is actually pretty well off and his dad is trying to become President of Sudan" are trump cards in discussing him.  Lol Trump, I bet he's a "clock truther".

[rong]

i have 13 clocks.

one of them i made - it's a hammer sillhouette on a red octagon (get it?  get it?)

i also really like my "kit kat" clock


i'd really like to get an hour glass or two.  like real ones that actually take an hour.  do they count as a clock?  i also have a metronome - it's kind of like a clock, I guess.

One of my favorite Clutch songs is called "The Regulator"  -  which is a type of clock.  My grandmother had one on her wall - I always like that clock, too.

It looked like this:


I always thought it was cool how the Roman numeral "4" was IIII instead of IV - like, what's up with that??

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

People are still arguing about clocks?  That's sad.

Well the latest news is that Ahmed is moving to Qatar to pursue his education (I don't blame him) and so cue a bunch of people screeching "SO THE U.S. ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA NOW, MR. FANCY PANTS?!".

Not content with hoaxing America, he now intends to hoax Qatar as well?

Truly his nefariousness knows no bounds.

[Cain]

According to the NRx weenies, he has "cucked America".

Every day my satire is being overtaken by reality idiots on the internet.