DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

3/4 Juicy Juice
1/4 Shit Tier Vodka

Drink until everything is funny.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

3/4 Juicy Juice
1/4 Shit Tier Vodka

Drink until everything is funny.

 

[Nast]

This thread keeps making me barf.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread keeps making me barf.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper

Drink as if you are a dying man in the desert.

[Nast]

Nigelada:
1 pepperoncini

I read this as 1 pepperoni.

Someone needs to start garnishing mixed drinks with a single, delicate slice of pepperoni.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigelada:
1 pepperoncini

I read this as 1 pepperoni.

Someone needs to start garnishing mixed drinks with a single, delicate slice of pepperoni.

That would be delicious in a Nigelada. I endorse this addition.

[Freeky]

40K Shotsies:

1 can Creme Soda per turn.

Add a shot of black rum for each objective you hold per turn, try to drink it before your next turn.  Pray to baby jesus that the game only lasts 5 turns, avoid holding all six objectives at one time.

[LMNO]

Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper

Drink as if you are a dying man in the desert.

INVALID.

Where's the dildo?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper

Drink as if you are a dying man in the desert.

INVALID.

Where's the dildo?

The dildo is implicit.

Always.

[LMNO]

Ah, so THAT'S why I was walking funny today.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ah, so THAT'S why I was walking funny today.

[Dubya]

3/4 Juicy Juice
1/4 Shit Tier Vodka

Drink until everything is funny.

Reminds me of the time I ordered a Tom Collins in a crappy club in Juarez.

The result, as near as I can reconstruct it:

12 oz Sprite
1 shot rotgut gin
Splash fake lime juice

After the first 2 or 3, it becomes increasingly difficult to tell the difference between this and an actual Tom Collins.

[trippinprincezz13]

Nigelada:
1 pepperoncini

I read this as 1 pepperoni.

Someone needs to start garnishing mixed drinks with a single, delicate slice of pepperoni.

   When we've had it in the house, my boyfriend's added a slice of pepperoni with a slice/cube of sharp cheddar (which is always in the house) as a garnish to our Bloody Mary's. Which are always great, and on occasion he's made more in a michelada style.

Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper

We've used pickle juice in our Bloody Mary's/quasi-cheladas before, but hadn't thought of fish sauce. I will have to try next time (and/or just replicate this whole recipe) since that sounds like it could add a nice bit of flavor.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigelada:
1 pepperoncini

I read this as 1 pepperoni.

Someone needs to start garnishing mixed drinks with a single, delicate slice of pepperoni.

   When we've had it in the house, my boyfriend's added a slice of pepperoni with a slice/cube of sharp cheddar (which is always in the house) as a garnish to our Bloody Mary's. Which are always great, and on occasion he's made more in a michelada style.

Nigelada:

12 oz beer
4 oz V8
1 tablespoon pickle juice
3 dashes fish sauce
2 dashes Valentino's (or to taste)
1 large lime wedge
1 pepperoncini
A dusting of black pepper

We've used pickle juice in our Bloody Mary's/quasi-cheladas before, but hadn't thought of fish sauce. I will have to try next time (and/or just replicate this whole recipe) since that sounds like it could add a nice bit of flavor.

It adds a really nice salty richness... clam juice is traditional, but I definitely prefer the fish sauce.