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Mesozoic Mister Nigel:
Grapefruit Shandy:
2/3 American lager (Rainier is the best for this)
1/3 pink grapefruit juice
Serve ice cold.
Drink all night, you basically can't get fucked up from this.
The Wizard Joseph:
--- Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2015, 03:35:08 pm ---Grapefruit Shandy:
2/3 American lager (Rainier is the best for this)
1/3 pink grapefruit juice
Serve ice cold.
Drink all night, you basically can't get fucked up from this.
--- End quote ---
I've had a few bottled lemon shandy drinks, but will have to make me some of this.
Dubya:
--- Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2015, 03:35:08 pm ---Grapefruit Shandy:
2/3 American lager (Rainier is the best for this)
1/3 pink grapefruit juice
Serve ice cold.
Drink all night, you basically can't get fucked up from this.
--- End quote ---
Reminds me of what a couple of friends of mine used to drink when they wanted to party in the middle of the week and still be able to get to work the next day:
3 parts lager
1 part Gatorade
Ratio adjusted based on tolerance, taste. Idea being to cure the hangover before you get it.
Mesozoic Mister Nigel:
--- Quote from: Dubya on October 08, 2015, 01:53:41 am ---
--- Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2015, 03:35:08 pm ---Grapefruit Shandy:
2/3 American lager (Rainier is the best for this)
1/3 pink grapefruit juice
Serve ice cold.
Drink all night, you basically can't get fucked up from this.
--- End quote ---
Reminds me of what a couple of friends of mine used to drink when they wanted to party in the middle of the week and still be able to get to work the next day:
3 parts lager
1 part Gatorade
Ratio adjusted based on tolerance, taste. Idea being to cure the hangover before you get it.
--- End quote ---
Also good for that is the Sunny Hamosa, which is 2/3 Hamms and 1/3 Sunny Delight.
And, of course, any iteration of the michelada.
Cainad (dec.):
1) Eater of Clowns
2) some cash
3) package store
4) Drink the Budweiser Clamato Chelada. Drink it, you fucking worm.
Also, THE CAINAD SPECIAL:
1) Johnny Walker Black label
2) Glass
This has less to do with my palette and more to do with not bothering to maintain a properly stocked booze supply.
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