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NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 06, 2015, 12:04:15 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 06, 2015, 12:04:15 AM
So, I went to some "parenting pages", and the first thing I saw was C-section-shaming.

C section-shaming?  Really?  REALLY?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1
October 06, 2015, 12:07:53 AM
Every decision you make as a mommy is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 06, 2015, 12:15:54 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 12:07:53 AM
Every decision you make as a mommy is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

Apparently so.  I wasn't surprised by the bottle shaming, etc, but c-section shaming?   :lulz:

We need to start a footie shaming movement.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
October 06, 2015, 12:17:55 AM
WAIT!

Pottie training is now inhumane? 

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Meunster

#4
October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.
Poe's law ;)

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
October 06, 2015, 12:20:57 AM
Crunchy moms.   :lulz:

At least they're not anti-vaxxers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard Joseph

#6
October 06, 2015, 02:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:17:55 AM
WAIT!

Pottie training is now inhumane? 

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

:lulz: :horrormirth:

What alternatives could they POSSIBLY envision? The part of me that nearly answered that before I shut it down is where the horrorlulz came from.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#7
October 06, 2015, 02:35:07 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.

You need to go poke around the mommy corners of the internet for a couple hours to understand how very not fixed that is.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 06, 2015, 02:49:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:04:15 AM
So, I went to some "parenting pages", and the first thing I saw was C-section-shaming.

C section-shaming?  Really?  REALLY?

I have been trying to tell you for YEARS. YEARS. Remember when I showed up here and people were like "why is Nigel so damn hard?"

It's the mommy forums. Once you've been through that, nothing gets to you. Those people are brutal, man, they're dangerous. Even the most skilled troll has NOTHING on a 27-year-old mother of a newborn and a toddler. They will find your insecurities and they will cut you. If they can't find your insecurities, they'll stalk you.

They are TERRIBLE PEOPLE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
October 06, 2015, 02:50:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:15:54 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 12:07:53 AM
Every decision you make as a mommy is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

Apparently so.  I wasn't surprised by the bottle shaming, etc, but c-section shaming?   :lulz:

We need to start a footie shaming movement.

The SOCKS vs. NO SOCKS wars are pretty bloody.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
October 06, 2015, 02:51:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:17:55 AM
WAIT!

Pottie training is now inhumane? 

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You are a BAD PERSON and a CHILD ABUSER if you try to make your child poop in a potty or go to sleep.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
October 06, 2015, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 02:35:07 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.

You need to go poke around the mommy corners of the internet for a couple hours to understand how very not fixed that is.

He can't handle the mommy corners. He's from 4chan, where they think that antisemitism and graphic violence is hardcore.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
October 06, 2015, 02:52:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:51:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:17:55 AM
WAIT!

Pottie training is now inhumane? 

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You are a BAD PERSON and a CHILD ABUSER if you try to make your child poop in a potty or go to sleep.

There is going to be a small percentage of truly damaged people in a few years.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
October 06, 2015, 02:53:28 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 02:35:07 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.

You need to go poke around the mommy corners of the internet for a couple hours to understand how very not fixed that is.

He can't handle the mommy corners. He's from 4chan, where they think that antisemitism and graphic violence is hardcore.

And 'edgy'.

After today, I really hate that guy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
October 06, 2015, 03:19:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 02:53:28 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 02:35:07 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.

You need to go poke around the mommy corners of the internet for a couple hours to understand how very not fixed that is.

He can't handle the mommy corners. He's from 4chan, where they think that antisemitism and graphic violence is hardcore.

And 'edgy'.

After today, I really hate that guy.

I hate edgy teenage bullshit. It's boring and cliched, and invariably comes from people who haven't seen enough of teh world to know what real misery is. It's easy to laugh at other people's suffering from the comfort of Mom's kitchen.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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