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Discordianism Revealed!
« on: October 10, 2015, 09:39:06 am »

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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2015, 01:27:02 am »
They did their research so well until the bit about magic and Wicca.  Except for RAW, though, didn't he do the books for Scientology, or am I having a dumb?

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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2015, 01:50:06 am »
They did their research so well until the bit about magic and Wicca.  Except for RAW, though, didn't he do the books for Scientology, or am I having a dumb?

That was L Ron Hubbard.
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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2015, 01:50:48 am »
So I had a dumb.  I'm not surprised.  :lol:

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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2015, 02:39:21 am »
It was okay until that last paragraph, then the author started frothing at the mouth.

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I've met pagans who claimed to be discordian, but never wiccans.

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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2015, 03:22:56 am »
Wykkan Paygun Discordians are, without reservation, the worst.

Just not for the reasons the author gives.

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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2015, 05:17:57 am »
Their link to the church of the subgenius is hilariously wrong.

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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2015, 08:59:32 am »
I'd recommend taking a look at the 'home' page.


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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2015, 11:51:55 am »
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Discordianism is a form of Paganism which mocks decency and order.  The Word of God condemns such nonsense, "Let all things be done decently and in order" (1st Corinthians 14:40).  Discordianism is a chaos promoting philosophy (religion), with many bizarre teachings and claims. An introductory course is offered at witchschool.com on Discordianism.  Clearly, Discordianism is witchcraft.  I didn't wrote this article to refute all the details of Discordianism; but, rather, to EXPOSE Discordianism for what it truly is, WITCHCRAFT!!!  Discordianism is an inherent part of modern witchcraft.    

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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2015, 12:48:12 pm »
Dammit but I don't wanna be a wyccan. :(
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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2015, 02:00:48 pm »
My personal favorite bit is
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Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2015, 03:46:36 pm »
Isn't this suuuuper old?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”