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Discordianism Revealed!

Started by themanwhocreatedjazz, October 10, 2015, 09:39:06 AM

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Freeky

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October 11, 2015, 01:27:02 AM
They did their research so well until the bit about magic and Wicca.  Except for RAW, though, didn't he do the books for Scientology, or am I having a dumb?

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 11, 2015, 01:50:06 AM
Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on October 11, 2015, 01:27:02 AM
They did their research so well until the bit about magic and Wicca.  Except for RAW, though, didn't he do the books for Scientology, or am I having a dumb?

That was L Ron Hubbard.
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Freeky

#3
October 11, 2015, 01:50:48 AM
So I had a dumb.  I'm not surprised.  :lol:

Dubya

#4
October 11, 2015, 02:39:21 AM
It was okay until that last paragraph, then the author started frothing at the mouth.

:lulz:

I've met pagans who claimed to be discordian, but never wiccans.

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Cain

#5
October 11, 2015, 03:22:56 AM
Wykkan Paygun Discordians are, without reservation, the worst.

Just not for the reasons the author gives.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
October 11, 2015, 05:17:57 AM
Their link to the church of the subgenius is hilariously wrong.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

themanwhocreatedjazz

#7
October 11, 2015, 08:59:32 AM
I'd recommend taking a look at the 'home' page.

The Wizard Joseph

#8
October 11, 2015, 11:51:55 AM
QuoteDiscordianism is a form of Paganism which mocks decency and order.  The Word of God condemns such nonsense, "Let all things be done decently and in order" (1st Corinthians 14:40).  Discordianism is a chaos promoting philosophy (religion), with many bizarre teachings and claims. An introductory course is offered at witchschool.com on Discordianism.  Clearly, Discordianism is witchcraft.  I didn't wrote this article to refute all the details of Discordianism; but, rather, to EXPOSE Discordianism for what it truly is, WITCHCRAFT!!!  Discordianism is an inherent part of modern witchcraft.    

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#9
October 11, 2015, 12:48:12 PM
Dammit but I don't wanna be a wyccan. :(
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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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themanwhocreatedjazz

#10
October 11, 2015, 02:00:48 PM
My personal favorite bit is
QuoteI didn't wrote this article

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
October 11, 2015, 03:46:36 PM
Isn't this suuuuper old?
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