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Started by Don Coyote, October 11, 2015, 02:20:40 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

GLORIOUS.

Squat toilets were pretty much the second best thing about East Asia. The first best thing was GODDAMN HANDHELD BIDETS. Spraying your ass clean is the best. Goddamn best.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2015, 05:30:05 AM
GLORIOUS.

Squat toilets were pretty much the second best thing about East Asia. The first best thing was GODDAMN HANDHELD BIDETS. Spraying your ass clean is the best. Goddamn best.

Also, you can't accidentally crap in the handheld bidets when you've been into the booze.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2015, 05:55:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2015, 05:30:05 AM
GLORIOUS.

Squat toilets were pretty much the second best thing about East Asia. The first best thing was GODDAMN HANDHELD BIDETS. Spraying your ass clean is the best. Goddamn best.

Also, you can't accidentally crap in the handheld bidets when you've been into the booze.

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."