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Started by PopeTom, October 14, 2015, 08:14:28 PM

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PopeTom

This may be the best thing to happen to the Internet in a long time.

http://inspirobot.me/

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I'm InspiroBot.

I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence.

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Q. G. Pennyworth


Cain


PopeTom

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

minuspace


Pæs

#5

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Pæs


Rembo



By Eris, it read the BIP!
The Hills in Discordia are Thornly...

Epimetheus

#9


When I read that, I hear it sung by Frank Zappa.

EDIT: WAIT NO THIS ONE IS BEST ONE

POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cain


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

I love this fucking thing.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.