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ORC ATTACK!!

Started by Edward Longpork, November 12, 2015, 09:01:06 PM

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Don Coyote

I peel off my face, revealing that I was an orc all along, after locking all the emergency exits, preventing all the pinkies from fleeing.

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: MMIX on November 13, 2015, 10:31:10 AM
Sorry TWJ but they are obviously WoW orcs;

     and so am I 

             Lok'tar ogar, suckers.

:roll: Everybody knows Warcraft orcs aren't real.

Quote from: Don Coyote on November 13, 2015, 06:00:10 PM

I peel off my face, revealing that I was an orc all along, after locking all the emergency exits, preventing all the pinkies from fleeing.

I knew it!  :argh!:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Cain


The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Bruno

I start making killer whale calls and argue that Orcas are actually aquatic Orcs. Then start bragging about the time I killed my trainer.
Formerly something else...

Meunster

I'd call the police.  Watch them shoot the orcs then start tweeting "orc lifes matter "

Or run out the building to one of the 4 gun shops in my town.
Poe's law ;)

Meunster

Quote from: MMIX on November 13, 2015, 10:31:10 AM
Sorry TWJ but they are obviously WoW orcs;

     and so am I 

             Lok'tar ogar, suckers.

Tfw earth is just a planet of hunters.
And one warrior.
Poe's law ;)

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Meunster on November 13, 2015, 08:43:06 PM
I'd call the police.  Watch them shoot the orcs then start tweeting "orc lifes matter "


:|
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Meunster

Reminds me. Did wow add in black humans yet? And why is no one mad about them not?
Poe's law ;)

The Johnny

Run thru the cublicles and doors in a Scooby Doo episode style until they get tired and thirsty, proceed to drink the office coffe and DIE.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Freeky

Quote from: Meunster on November 13, 2015, 08:43:06 PM
Or run out the building to one of the 4 gun shops in my town.

Only 4?  i don't understand. is it just like a block long?

Freeky

I'd start whooping and hollering it up, caught up in the WAAAAAGH!.  Everyone else would grab the various weapon implements scattered around the store and charge them, hoping that they're not nobs and are just boyz, thus making them weaker and have fewer attacks. 

Yes.  Weapons.  There are at least three boffer weapons, a couple bookens, a couple katanas, and a few other kinds of swords.  If this guy who comes sometimes comes, he'd probably go into hand to hand with them bare knuckle, being the same size (dude is 7' 6", no lie.)

Meunster

Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on November 14, 2015, 10:54:19 PM
Quote from: Meunster on November 13, 2015, 08:43:06 PM
Or run out the building to one of the 4 gun shops in my town.

Only 4?  i don't understand. is it just like a block long?

2 blocks
Poe's law ;)