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Wife Crashes Her Own Funeral

Started by Brother Mythos, February 08, 2016, 07:04:00 AM

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Brother Mythos

February 08, 2016, 07:04:00 AM
"Wife crashes her own funeral, horrifying her husband, who had paid to have her killed"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/

I know what you married guys are thinking.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

hooplala

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February 09, 2016, 05:07:21 PM
This is High Weirdness?

Mediocre Weirdness at best, I would say.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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