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UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?

Started by Vanadium Gryllz, February 23, 2016, 02:54:34 PM

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Vanadium Gryllz

#345
October 03, 2016, 08:49:30 PM
Patrician
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

Junkenstein

#346
October 03, 2016, 09:05:53 PM
Quote from: Xaz on October 03, 2016, 08:49:30 PM
Patrician

Worth noting that before vetinari there was a certain snapcase who made things so bad that he was the reasonable option.

For the national interest I volunteer to lead the most corrupt and depraved government you've ever seen.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#347
October 03, 2016, 09:09:03 PM
Quote from: Xaz on October 03, 2016, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 03, 2016, 03:28:47 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 03, 2016, 11:57:36 AM
Pound drops again after the announcement.

Hands up those who are surprised, I have national monuments for sale.

How much for the whole Giza complex and the "Cleopatra's Needle" in Central London?
Do you accept dodgy bearer bonds or are you ok with Pounds Sterling?

All future sales of public property will be conducted in zloty.

The only currency currently being accepted is gold teeth.

It's a trick sale anyway as 90%+ of UK public buildings are held offshore. The UK has owned nothing for years and this is unlikely to change.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Wizard Joseph

#348
October 03, 2016, 11:57:22 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 03, 2016, 09:09:03 PM
Quote from: Xaz on October 03, 2016, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 03, 2016, 03:28:47 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 03, 2016, 11:57:36 AM
Pound drops again after the announcement.

Hands up those who are surprised, I have national monuments for sale.

How much for the whole Giza complex and the "Cleopatra's Needle" in Central London?
Do you accept dodgy bearer bonds or are you ok with Pounds Sterling?

All future sales of public property will be conducted in zloty.

The only currency currently being accepted is gold teeth.

It's a trick sale anyway as 90%+ of UK public buildings are held offshore. The UK has owned nothing for years and this is unlikely to change.

If you can get me the rocks, I'll find a way to get you da teef!
We going by weight or piece count?

Somehow I'm entirely unsurprised about the ownership thing. I wonder exactly how much is in Irish accounts... just be an interesting historical curio to me is all.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

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- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Good Reverend Roger

#349
October 04, 2016, 02:34:23 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 03, 2016, 09:09:03 PM


The only currency currently being accepted is gold teeth.



It's too bad Chef Diesel is dead.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#350
October 04, 2016, 05:01:09 AM
I don't want to run the UK.  Running the UK right now is being being elected as the guy to clean up after the party is over.

Fuck that.  This country peed on the rug, and now it's going to get its nose rubbed into it.  Again, and again, and again.  Then maybe it will learn its lesson.

The Wizard Joseph

#351
October 04, 2016, 05:19:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2016, 05:01:09 AM
I don't want to run the UK.  Running the UK right now is being being elected as the guy to clean up after the party is over.

Fuck that.  This country peed on the rug, and now it's going to get its nose rubbed into it.  Again, and again, and again.  Then maybe it will learn its lesson.

All I see here is a noble reluctance to power absolute and an iron understanding of the NECESSARY. Maybe you could just try it for a few days and, you know... get all Duterte or something. Maybe get them to all settle down and stop shouting in Parliament so much with a ready kennel of bio-engineered ex-soviet attack dogs?

But I understand, it's a shit deal nobody should be forced into.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Junkenstein

#352
October 04, 2016, 01:21:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2016, 02:34:23 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 03, 2016, 09:09:03 PM


The only currency currently being accepted is gold teeth.



It's too bad Chef Diesel is dead.

His eyes were just too Fucked up for this world.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

#353
October 05, 2016, 02:24:45 PM
Theresa May is declaring that the Tories will seize the centre-ground of politics once again.

Apparently, the centre-ground consists of expelling foreign-born doctors and making companies disclose how many non-British workers they employ.

Meanwhile, Nigel Farage is once again the leader of UKIP.

P3nT4gR4m

#354
October 05, 2016, 02:36:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2016, 02:24:45 PM

Meanwhile, Nigel Farage is once again the leader of UKIP.


:spittake: you're shitting me!

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Junkenstein

#355
October 05, 2016, 02:51:27 PM
No, it's stupid enough to be UK politics news.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37561065
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

#356
October 05, 2016, 02:58:10 PM
QuoteAsked about speculation that Welsh UKIP leader Neil Hamilton could be installed as interim leader by the party's national executive committee, Mr Farage said: "Really? Well we'll have to see about that won't we.
"I do not see any prospect of that horror story coming to pass," he said, adding that Mr Hamilton "doesn't do our public image a whole host of good".

Okay, I'm back into politics again, this is comedy gold :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#357
October 05, 2016, 04:47:10 PM
"When asked for a comment, Hamilton coughed and put his hand out."
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

#358
October 06, 2016, 11:33:04 AM
I'm wondering if there's a human being on earth who could make UKIP's public image look any worse. Suggestions on a postcard. All I got is the exhumed, rotting corpse of Jimmy Saville

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#359
October 06, 2016, 11:38:41 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 06, 2016, 11:33:04 AM
I'm wondering if there's a human being on earth who could make UKIP's public image look any worse. Suggestions on a postcard. All I got is the exhumed, rotting corpse of Jimmy Saville

Amber "name and shame corporations who hire foreigners" Rudd?
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