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UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?

Started by Vanadium Gryllz, February 23, 2016, 02:54:34 PM

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LMNO

#1965
March 25, 2020, 01:02:11 PM

Cain

#1966
March 25, 2020, 01:15:36 PM
Nah. If anything, it means the monarchy will endure even longer. See also: the last two times we had Kings named Charles.

MMIX

#1967
March 27, 2020, 11:24:28 AM
BBC Posted at 11:2011:20
BREAKING
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has coronavirus

you know what that means . . . Dominic Raab takes over . . . get well soon Mr Johnson
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Cain

#1968
March 27, 2020, 02:31:24 PM
Hancock is down as well.

Though sadly I can now never say Nadine Dorries has never done anything worthwhile in her life. Infecting the Boris is definitely noteworthy.

Doktor Howl

#1969
March 27, 2020, 02:55:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 27, 2020, 02:31:24 PM
Hancock is down as well.

Though sadly I can now never say Nadine Dorries has never done anything worthwhile in her life. Infecting the Boris is definitely noteworthy.

He'll be fine.  It's just "moving through the population."
Molon Lube

Cain

#1970
March 27, 2020, 02:58:46 PM
Something something never thought the leopards would eat my face.

Couldn't happen to a worthier person.

The Wizard Joseph

#1971
March 27, 2020, 04:30:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 27, 2020, 02:58:46 PM
Something something never thought the leopards would eat my face.

Couldn't happen to a worthier person.
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MMIX

#1972
March 27, 2020, 04:57:54 PM
I can't stop sniggering. The heir to the throne, the Prime Minister and the sodding Health Secretary. FFS guys did you think being IMPORTANT persons made you fucking immune? Is the plague only available to the common herd???
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Magpie

#1973
March 27, 2020, 06:46:06 PM
It's Charles' plan to get on the throne, infect his mother since nothing else seems to get to her.

MMIX

#1974
March 27, 2020, 06:48:31 PM
Lol
Sneaky old bugger
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Junkenstein

#1975
March 28, 2020, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 27, 2020, 02:58:46 PM
Something something never thought the leopards would eat my face.

Couldn't happen to a worthier person.

I've got a quid on him not actually having it, just using it as an excuse to kick out his pregnant missus.

£2 says she never moves back in.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

#1976
April 05, 2020, 12:38:44 PM
Daily government press conference. Michael Gove. Slogan on the front of the podium he's talking from - "Protect the NHS"

How long before his backers demand he knocks that shit the fuck off?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Junkenstein

#1977
April 05, 2020, 05:22:09 PM
It's one of the most cynical things about this. If these fucks actually cared about the NHS, they wouldn't have shafted it on every possible occasion. It plays to an ownership they ideologicaly object to which is why none of them can say it with a straight face. Cognitive dissonance in action.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

MMIX

#1978
April 05, 2020, 09:32:48 PM
14m ago
21:17
UK PM admitted to hospital for tests
The UK prime minister Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital for tests after showing persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive.
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

The Wizard Joseph

#1979
April 05, 2020, 10:07:08 PM
Quote from: MMIX on April 05, 2020, 09:32:48 PM
14m ago
21:17
UK PM admitted to hospital for tests
The UK prime minister Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital for tests after showing persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive.
:drama1:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl
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