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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #2190 on: April 04, 2021, 12:30:32 am »
The PM now dsistancing himself from the report tells you everything you need to know about how well that has gone.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #2191 on: April 04, 2021, 10:12:36 am »
The PM now dsistancing himself from the report tells you everything you need to know about how well that has gone.

but he's still the 'teflon toff', though - gods but its embarrasing to be a brit
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #2192 on: April 04, 2021, 02:24:18 pm »
Incredibly embarassing.

Especially considering this report basically says all the same stuff that the press has been for the past decade at least, you know, racism doesn't real (except against white people), ethnic minorities are "race hustlers" who don't think so good etc, but it's done in such an atrociously bald-faced way, with such a flagrant "fuck you" that even the Tory press have disowned it.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #2193 on: April 06, 2021, 10:36:58 am »
Brexit is fucking with my hobbies, which involve buying shit from Europe. At least half of my suppliers won't ship to Brexit Britain and by extension, Drag-out-Scotland. I'd say 'Fuck the UK,' but it's doing a great job of fucking itself... With a hammer... In the face.
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #2194 on: April 06, 2021, 10:55:37 am »
Scotland will do what they did the last time and shite out of any semblence of a future they might have had a crack at. Pretty sure Salmond has been got to. Hence the Sturgeon smear and subsequent SNP divide and conquer play. Scottish nationalists will feel the Bern and the English nationalists will clean up and sing about the 90's and red hands and white horses and whatever the fuck else it is they think their ideology means. Subjugation and stockholm syndrome need not apply.  :lulz:
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #2195 on: April 06, 2021, 02:56:51 pm »
It also doesn't matter because Boris Johnson is just going to say "no" regardless and the press will back him to the hilt. 130,000 unnecessary deaths and a Brexit clusterfuck that is gutting our international trade haven't caused him to change his mind, pissing off literally all of Scotland isn't going to either.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #2196 on: April 22, 2021, 10:00:44 pm »
So at the last count, 6 sleaze enquiries, more overt corruption than can be easily summarised and the total resignations stands at, er, 1. Over none of the above.

"the last 36 hours has been eye opening". Silly bastard. You could have worked this out at any time over the last 36 YEARS
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #2197 on: April 23, 2021, 12:40:27 pm »
I think the best part was when Labour decided they wanted to have Peter Mandelson and Tony Blair speak up on how lobbying is a noble art.

I know Starmer is fucking useless, but you'd think he'd get those two idiots to shut up for at least a day when it looked like there was a chance to hammer the Tories on something.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #2198 on: April 24, 2021, 10:06:32 pm »
Fucking useless is about right. How every pmqs is not a public flogging is just bewildering.

I'm honestly considering an open letter to the chap. The lawyer shtick isn't working, you need someone willing to throw pig Latin in his face and mock the fucker until he does the decent thing and hangs himself. Possibly harsh, but I can tell you of around 130,000 others that would probably agree.

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