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Started by Cain, March 04, 2016, 04:52:44 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Stupid laser with it's stupid interlocks and stupid redundant safeguards and stupid astronomers.

The moon NEEDS Mr Dickbuttz on it.  I fail to see how this is not inherently obvious.

Anyway, fucking thing is lasering stuff.  I still have to hang around all night to make sure that it continues to laser stupid stuff that isn't the moon.  Also, not driving 70 miles on the highway on Saint Boghopper Day.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

So lemme get this straight - you (Roger the trustworthy) now have the capability to fire MOTHERFUCKEN LAZORZ AT THE MOTHERFUCKEN MOON??   :? :eek: :fap: :horrormirth:  8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

Quote from: Fernando Poo on March 18, 2016, 02:55:40 AM
Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on March 18, 2016, 01:42:53 AM
I just bumped the thread.  The handiwork was V3X's.

Aha! Thank you very much!

There might be a few more kicking around.  I'll see what I can find.

Ah.  Yes, the thread where Roger asked me to compose a memo full of buzzwords, with no meaning whatsoever.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=31365.0

POFP

Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2016, 12:10:24 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on March 18, 2016, 02:55:40 AM
Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on March 18, 2016, 01:42:53 AM
I just bumped the thread.  The handiwork was V3X's.

Aha! Thank you very much!

There might be a few more kicking around.  I'll see what I can find.

Ah.  Yes, the thread where Roger asked me to compose a memo full of buzzwords, with no meaning whatsoever.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=31365.0

With the combination of both threads, it hurts to talk on the phone today due to uncontrollable laughter. I am now being asked to take a drug test.

Fucking GOLD. May implement this into my work emails here and there. Will definitely let you guys know how it turns out. You guys are literally infinite, original entertainment.
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Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 18, 2016, 09:15:09 AM
So lemme get this straight - you (Roger the trustworthy) now have the capability to fire MOTHERFUCKEN LAZORZ AT THE MOTHERFUCKEN MOON??   :? :eek: :fap: :horrormirth:  8)

35 megawatts of love for all of you.

But they tell me no.  They tell me my love is wrong.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

Science cannot explain accordions.  There is nothing in their internal workings that would produce such a hideous noise.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2016, 09:31:44 PM
Science cannot explain accordions.  There is nothing in their internal workings that would produce such a hideous noise.

Tiny, immortal pixies on stretcher racks. Darkest secret of the entire Accordian Society  :fnord:
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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Cain

I don't want to speak too soon....but it looks like my internet is finally fixed  :fap:

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2016, 02:53:16 AM
I don't want to speak too soon....but it looks like my internet is finally fixed  :fap:

That's good! I've heard that Internets tend to turn into horrible little bastards and start spraying all over the place if you don't get them fixed in time. :p
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Freeky


Freeky

step 1: idiot on fb claims there is no 'black' or 'white' in skin, it's colorless and something about being exposed to a lot of sun.
step 2: post link to melanin on wikipedia
step 3: get called a bitch and a harpy, idiot claims he didn't say what he said
step 4: repeat what he said

Victory.

hooplala

Observation: drunk people are, by and large, boring as hell.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on March 19, 2016, 05:23:41 AM
Observation: drunk people are, by and large, boring as hell.

If you're with the right people, you can ignore this if you yourself are drunk.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.