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Started by Cain, March 04, 2016, 04:52:44 PM

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hooplala

I used to fantasize about bludgeoning people with hammers, then I (stupidly) skimmed through a video of someone actually bludgeoning someone with a hammer... that cured me of my hammer fantasies.

Mind you, I still fantasize about killing people, but now I strangle them in my mind.

Don't watch videos of people bludgeoning others with hammers. Don't even skim You will regret it. I did.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Salty

Quote from: Hoopla on April 13, 2016, 11:35:29 PM
I used to fantasize about bludgeoning people with hammers, then I (stupidly) skimmed through a video of someone actually bludgeoning someone with a hammer... that cured me of my hammer fantasies.

Mind you, I still fantasize about killing people, but now I strangle them in my mind.

Don't watch videos of people bludgeoning others with hammers. Don't even skim You will regret it. I did.

Was it those Ukranian kids? That video changed any notion I had about fun on the internet. I thought I was tough, and I love gore in movies. Not the same, not at all. Nobody could ever capture the truth of a ruptured face in replicating it. The truth of the thing is too horrible.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

hooplala

Quote from: Vivat Alty on April 14, 2016, 12:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 13, 2016, 11:35:29 PM
I used to fantasize about bludgeoning people with hammers, then I (stupidly) skimmed through a video of someone actually bludgeoning someone with a hammer... that cured me of my hammer fantasies.

Mind you, I still fantasize about killing people, but now I strangle them in my mind.

Don't watch videos of people bludgeoning others with hammers. Don't even skim You will regret it. I did.

Was it those Ukranian kids? That video changed any notion I had about fun on the internet. I thought I was tough, and I love gore in movies. Not the same, not at all. Nobody could ever capture the truth of a ruptured face in replicating it. The truth of the thing is too horrible.

Yep, that was it exactly. I saw pretty much 15 seconds of a 7 minute video and regretted it.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Meunster

Poe's law ;)

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky


LMNO

I just gotta know if you put wasabi into a previously flavored Jello, or if you made neutral gelatin with wasabi added.

Because I'd love to try the latter.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: LMNO on April 14, 2016, 01:02:54 PM
I just gotta know if you put wasabi into a previously flavored Jello, or if you made neutral gelatin with wasabi added.

Because I'd love to try the latter.

Would wasabi make friends with lime jello?

LMNO


Junkenstein

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2016, 03:43:35 AM
So.  Wasabi jello.

They said I was mad.

Please provide further details. This sounds like a wonderful gift to pass around.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Trivial

So, town has a kkk problem again.  Jerks burning crosses.  Co-worker is blaming Sanders and Obama because socialism.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

LMNO

Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on April 14, 2016, 04:17:25 PM
So, town has a kkk problem again.  Jerks burning crosses.  Co-worker is blaming Sanders and Obama because socialism.


Trivial

Quote from: LMNO on April 14, 2016, 04:27:36 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on April 14, 2016, 04:17:25 PM
So, town has a kkk problem again.  Jerks burning crosses.  Co-worker is blaming Sanders and Obama because socialism.


Yeah I couldn't respond, except with some sort of expression of wtf.

He's getting nuttier after he learned I am moving to a new team.  So this might get fun.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.