Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!

[Cainad (dec.)]

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man." - Nietzsche.

Which is my way of saying my copy of The Great Ordeal is now running late.  Just wrote a pissy email via Amazon, asking why my shit hadn't arrived and why I hadn't been notified and where is my shit now.  <snip>

Oh christ alive, I was out of town and totally forgot! Amazon Prime, SAVE ME!

[Nast]

It is so nice to see everyone keeping a calm, cool level head this election season. It's so God damned delightful to watch everyone carefully and tactfully avoid eating each other's faces. It's so fucking rad, why can't you see how rad it is, stupid?

I generally have a no-political-discussion policy on FB, just because it can get so ugly. Sometimes I have to try really hard to hold my tongue, though. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I am enormously excited for Mr. Robot tonight. Potentially disproportionately excited. The real world can fuck itself.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am pretty excited because I just got to use science to tell someone to go lick an asshole.

[Eater of Clowns]

I am pretty excited because I just got to use science to tell someone to go lick an asshole.

GOLD

[LMNO]

I am pretty excited because I just got to use science to tell someone to go lick an asshole.

This story deserves its own thread.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am pretty excited because I just got to use science to tell someone to go lick an asshole.

This story deserves its own thread.

It's not really that good of a story... the guy was blanket opposed to GMOs, I asked him if he knew that most antibiotics and many medicines, including insulin, have been produced by GM bacteria for decades, and he said he was concerned about his microbiome. I told him to lick his partner, and that a little analingus wouldn't hurt.

It's on ECH's wall, if you want to see the whole boring thing unfold.

[LMNO]

The premise is solid, though.  With some tweaking, it could be part of Original Story Ideas: a culture where the only way to keep one's bacterium levels stable in some otherworldly environment is constant analingus.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The premise is solid, though.  With some tweaking, it could be part of Original Story Ideas: a culture where the only way to keep one's bacterium levels stable in some otherworldly environment is constant analingus.

That's promising.

[trix]

You people are gross and your brains are weird.

[trix]

You people are gross and your brains are weird.

Forgot to add: 

[LMNO]

Don't knock ass-eating til you've tried both sides... or 'ends'.

[trix]

I suppose licking someone else's crotch always seemed really gross until someone had a go at mine.  Now I'm a huge fan.

You can't deny my other point is true though.

Your brains are goddamn weird.

[LMNO]

I consider them "differently wired".

[trix]

Less like wires and more like a gushy mess of grossness squirting different proportions of gooey stuff at different areas.

The "wired" analogy just covers up how gross we are.  Admit your grossness!