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Started by Cramulus, March 29, 2016, 05:36:10 PM

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LMNO

And we begin (continue) to gloss over the facts of the case...

Cain

Open carry a firearm in an open carry state
Police say stop
You stop
Get shot for "having a gun".
Have idiots defend your murder on social media

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on July 07, 2016, 10:52:01 PM
Open carry a firearm in an open carry state
Police say stop
You stop
Get shot for "having a gun".
Have idiots defend your murder on social media

Unless you're white, in which case you can wave the damn thing around and the police will ask you nicely if you wouldn't mind calming down a tad (not kidding, link upon request).
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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#93
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2016, 04:44:59 PM


Or, more accurately:

"Lets go kill someone who's not a socialist, so our dumbass great grandkids can elect someone who isn't a socialist."

I don't even get that one. Is that Bay of Pigs invasion? Vietnam? Korea? I know we never fought an open war against the USSR.

EDIT:
or is it a reference to the "socialism" in "national socialism". If that's the case then the correct response is to flip the script by pairing the "republic" in "republican" with either "People's Republic of China", "Union of Soviet Socialist Republics" or "Republic of Cuba"

Quote from: LMNO on April 04, 2016, 05:10:36 PM
Sigh.



This one the proper response is to lop off the bottom row, turning it into a complaint about the scale of emergency service salaries being inverse to their importance

EDIT:
Or much better yet, put Trump on the bottom row!

Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2016, 06:10:10 PM
This is all getting a bit painful. I usually scroll by and put it out of my mind.



I don't see what's wrong with this one. Are you saying you're actually pro-Clinton rather than just anti-Republican.

I'd love it if they both disappeared, preferably a week before the election. Then maybe we'd wind up with someone who isn't a Republican OR a Democrat.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


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Junkenstein

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 08, 2016, 04:58:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 07, 2016, 10:52:01 PM
Open carry a firearm in an open carry state
Police say stop
You stop
Get shot for "having a gun".
Have idiots defend your murder on social media

Unless you're white, in which case you can wave the damn thing around and the police will ask you nicely if you wouldn't mind calming down a tad (not kidding, link upon request).

Please.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 08, 2016, 04:58:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 07, 2016, 10:52:01 PM
Open carry a firearm in an open carry state
Police say stop
You stop
Get shot for "having a gun".
Have idiots defend your murder on social media

Unless you're white, in which case you can wave the damn thing around and the police will ask you nicely if you wouldn't mind calming down a tad (not kidding, link upon request).

There was that kid in Ohio who refused to even ID himself to the police, as I recall, and was let off with a warning.

LMNO

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 08, 2016, 05:06:08 AM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2016, 06:10:10 PM
This is all getting a bit painful. I usually scroll by and put it out of my mind.



I don't see what's wrong with this one. Are you saying you're actually pro-Clinton rather than just anti-Republican.


It's the old trope that "they're both the same" and there's no difference who you vote for.  One candidate is clearly a better choice, even if it's not the perfect choice.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2016, 12:58:31 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 08, 2016, 05:06:08 AM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2016, 06:10:10 PM
This is all getting a bit painful. I usually scroll by and put it out of my mind.



I don't see what's wrong with this one. Are you saying you're actually pro-Clinton rather than just anti-Republican.


It's the old trope that "they're both the same" and there's no difference who you vote for.  One candidate is clearly a better choice, even if it's not the perfect choice.
I'm not saying they're both equally unappealing, I'm just saying I don't like either of them. I intend to vote for Hillary, but only to keep the republicans out of office. If there was no republican candidate though I'd either stay home or vote for the Green party or something (though I don't totally like them either, thanks to their luddite opinions about GMOs).
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

POFP

Quote from: Cain on July 08, 2016, 12:56:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 08, 2016, 04:58:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 07, 2016, 10:52:01 PM
Open carry a firearm in an open carry state
Police say stop
You stop
Get shot for "having a gun".
Have idiots defend your murder on social media

Unless you're white, in which case you can wave the damn thing around and the police will ask you nicely if you wouldn't mind calming down a tad (not kidding, link upon request).

There was that kid in Ohio who refused to even ID himself to the police, as I recall, and was let off with a warning.

That's every white kid who refuses to ID themselves. This reminds me of something I need to put into the OHIO WTFUCKERY Thread.

Also, if you're white in Ohio, most of the time the cops just take your drugs and give you a warning. And if you do get charged, even an idiot can talk themselves out of being taken into jail.
My roommate had felonious drug charges. They let him go and put out a warrant for his arrest because of some stupid shit he said. He was then arrested for his crimes several months later after being pulled over.
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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 08, 2016, 05:06:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2016, 04:44:59 PM


Or, more accurately:

"Lets go kill someone who's not a socialist, so our dumbass great grandkids can elect someone who isn't a socialist."

I don't even get that one. Is that Bay of Pigs invasion? Vietnam? Korea? I know we never fought an open war against the USSR.

EDIT:
or is it a reference to the "socialism" in "national socialism". If that's the case then the correct response is to flip the script by pairing the "republic" in "republican" with either "People's Republic of China", "Union of Soviet Socialist Republics" or "Republic of Cuba"


So, I've been thinking on this. Our equally sensationalist counter-meme to reply with when someone posts this should have a caption in the form of "[something something] People's Republic of China ... [something something] elect a populist Republican who wants to build a border wall"
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

LMNO


Freeky

How do fb pictures even WROK?!

:a photo of Obama, with superimposed text:

IF YOU BLAME PREIDENT OBAMA FOR THIS WAR ON COPS,


SHARE THIS!!! or someshit.

Bruno

This shitnozzle is running for Scot DeJarlais's seat in congress. Scott DesJarlais is the infected rectal polyp currently representing ME in Congress. DeJarlais is known to have pressured his mistress to get an abortion

https://www.facebook.com/GrantforTN/videos/1744279739147390/

This is what came out about him shortly before the election in which he WON.

(From Wikipedia)
QuoteLate in the 2012 election campaign, more events from DesJarlais's personal life became public, making the race against Stewart "one of the ugliest Tennessee congressional races in decades".[20] In October 2012 the Huffington Post obtained a transcript of a recorded September 2000 phone conversation in which DesJarlais pressured a mistress to get an abortion.[21][22] DesJarlais repeatedly denied that he himself had taped the conversation. In October he wrote to supporters on Facebook, "The media wrongly reported that I recorded the conversation myself. I was recorded unknowingly and without my consent."[23] Nine days before the general election a second woman came forward to state that she began dating DesJarlais while she was his patient. She alleged that the two smoked marijuana together and that he prescribed pain medications for her while at his house.[24][25]

Two weeks after DesJarlais won the 2012 election, the Chattanooga Times Free Press obtained a full transcript of DesJarlais's 2001 divorce proceedings.[26] The transcript revealed that DesJarlais had admitted under oath to at least six sexual relationships with people he came in contact with while he was chief of staff at Grandview Medical Center in Jasper, Tennessee. Among them were three co-workers, two patients and a drug representative.[27] The transcript also revealed that he and his former wife had had two abortions.[28][29][27] The transcript also revealed that DesJarlais had admitted under oath that he and his former wife had recorded the phone conversation with the mistress.[23] "One of the biggest mistakes I made was I commented to the press before I had the opportunity to go back and read a transcript that was 13, 14 years old," he said in an interview with the Knoxville News Sentinel. "It was never my intention to mislead anyone, and had I read this, I don't think the inaccuracies that occurred would have taken place."[23]

Three weeks after he won the election, DesJarlais announced on a conservative talk radio show that "God has 'forgiven me' and asked 'fellow Christians' and constituents 'to consider doing the same'."[30]

Grant Starret promises to be even worse.
Formerly something else...

LMNO


Junkenstein

That's impressively ignorant.

How the fuck is trumps life prior to a TV show not a running joke? It's just astonishing considering the party he's running for.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.