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Re: Utah can't into filters on porn searches
« Reply #120 on: August 04, 2016, 07:03:43 am »
I know several of you have expressed opinions that you should spay and neuter your pets. So it's ok to mutilate your an animal's junk, but not to touch it? How is that not a worse violation? And, glib followup question, now are you going to mutilate it without touching it?
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Re: Utah can't into filters on porn searches
« Reply #121 on: August 04, 2016, 02:39:01 pm »
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« Reply #122 on: August 04, 2016, 04:27:42 pm »
I heard somebody wants a Big Words done?

Also, at the risk of getting myself muddy and the pigs enjoying it: the easier argument is "it's bad for the animals, because they can't consent" which makes the human an aggressor and the animal a victim, but as folks here have pointed out there are flaws with this argument. The harder argument, but ultimately the correct one, is "it's bad for the humans, because the animals can't consent." Someone engaged in zoophilia has to assume they can interpret the animals' action or lack of action as some kind of meaningful consent or lack of nonconsent, they have to assume that lack of nonconsent is an okay starting point, and they have to assume that their actions have no negative consequences for the animal involved, if they're not willing to consider themselves rapists. And all of these attitudes are how you make rapists. And you can't compartmentalize that shit, sexuality is malleable and does not fit in boxes.
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Re: Utah can't into filters on porn searches
« Reply #123 on: August 05, 2016, 06:06:51 am »
What about a dead animal?
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« Reply #124 on: August 05, 2016, 10:05:37 am »
What about a dead animal?
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« Reply #125 on: August 05, 2016, 10:47:29 am »
What about a dead animal?

What about the borderline retarded?
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« Reply #126 on: August 05, 2016, 01:48:15 pm »
What about a dead animal?

Bad because you are incentivizing either murder or catastrophically unhealthy practices or both (either you kill the animal yourself or you just find a rotting corpse somewhere and rub it all over one or more mucus membranes) to exploit a rape loophole.
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« Reply #127 on: August 05, 2016, 02:58:27 pm »
What about a dead animal?

Bad because you are incentivizing either murder

Moreso than hunting? Or the meat industry?
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« Reply #128 on: August 05, 2016, 04:03:11 pm »
I just have to say, I've been giving this a bit of thought (unfortunately) and something odd occurred to me.

My old dog used to try to hump about half the people that came over.  We kept trying to teach him not to, as both of us and everyone we knew didn't like him doing that, but he was definitely a horny fucker and always tried to get away with it anyway.

Now, if at some point I had learned that someone my dog was trying to hump actually let him, because that person enjoyed the experience and got off on it, I would of course be very grossed out and suspect trauma in the persons past.  I would believe the person needs help.  I agree wholeheartedly that such is bad.  That said, however, I would have a hard time considering my pet to have been raped, considering that would probably make his whole day, and he'd probably have completely forgot about it the next.

The point is moot, however, because such would damage the human.  The dog?  I'm not so sure.
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Re: Utah can't into filters on porn searches
« Reply #129 on: August 05, 2016, 04:42:25 pm »
I just have to say, I've been giving this a bit of thought (unfortunately) and something odd occurred to me.

My old dog used to try to hump about half the people that came over.  We kept trying to teach him not to, as both of us and everyone we knew didn't like him doing that, but he was definitely a horny fucker and always tried to get away with it anyway.

Now, if at some point I had learned that someone my dog was trying to hump actually let him, because that person enjoyed the experience and got off on it, I would of course be very grossed out and suspect trauma in the persons past.  I would believe the person needs help.  I agree wholeheartedly that such is bad.  That said, however, I would have a hard time considering my pet to have been raped, considering that would probably make his whole day, and he'd probably have completely forgot about it the next.

The point is moot, however, because such would damage the human.  The dog?  I'm not so sure.

Doesn't matter what the dog wants, just like it doesn't matter if a drunk person at a party wants sex. If a drunk girl comes onto you at a party, you swat that shit away like a horsefly (Not an actual physical swat, mind you. A gentle "You're drunk. We can talk, but that's as far as we're going tonight" will do).
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« Reply #130 on: August 05, 2016, 04:48:10 pm »
to exploit a rape loophole.

He totally ignored this bit.

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« Reply #131 on: August 05, 2016, 05:17:14 pm »
to exploit a rape loophole.

He totally ignored this bit.

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« Reply #132 on: August 05, 2016, 05:17:43 pm »
I just have to say, I've been giving this a bit of thought (unfortunately) and something odd occurred to me.

My old dog used to try to hump about half the people that came over.  We kept trying to teach him not to, as both of us and everyone we knew didn't like him doing that, but he was definitely a horny fucker and always tried to get away with it anyway.

Now, if at some point I had learned that someone my dog was trying to hump actually let him, because that person enjoyed the experience and got off on it, I would of course be very grossed out and suspect trauma in the persons past.  I would believe the person needs help.  I agree wholeheartedly that such is bad.  That said, however, I would have a hard time considering my pet to have been raped, considering that would probably make his whole day, and he'd probably have completely forgot about it the next.

The point is moot, however, because such would damage the human.  The dog?  I'm not so sure.

Doesn't matter what the dog wants, just like it doesn't matter if a drunk person at a party wants sex. If a drunk girl comes onto you at a party, you swat that shit away like a horsefly (Not an actual physical swat, mind you. A gentle "You're drunk. We can talk, but that's as far as we're going tonight" will do).

You are correct.  I had not thought of it that way.

to exploit a rape loophole.

He totally ignored this bit.



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EDIT:  Nevermind, not me.  Read through again.  I haven't had my coffee yet.  Give me a break.
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« Reply #133 on: August 05, 2016, 05:18:34 pm »
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« Reply #134 on: August 05, 2016, 05:27:29 pm »
to exploit a rape loophole.

He totally ignored this bit.

Based on his quoting and rebuttal habits, it appears he ignores a lot. He quotes specific sections of people's posts and then fights those, instead of reading or accounting for the rest of the post.
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