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Name the Tucson Mascot
« on: May 12, 2016, 05:35:24 pm »


So, the Tucson Saguaros are looking for a name for their mascot.

I believe the only appropriate name for him would be Prick.

If anyone agrees, let's make this happen.
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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2016, 05:47:18 pm »
I feel so sorry for the prick.

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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2016, 05:52:14 pm »
I think he should wear green tights.
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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2016, 09:33:40 pm »
Even our mascots are droopy and tired looking.  He doesn't need green tights, he needs food stains on the front of his outfit, a week's worth of beard, and a bottle of Thunderbird poking out of a pocket.  And then he should be arrested during the very first game for selling bath salts in the bathroom.  Or for getting in a fight with a 16 year old girl in the front row.
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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2016, 08:15:00 pm »
Tucson should instead take Luna, EoC, Richter, LMNO, any myself as mascots.  Mostly on account of it's pathetic how we all try to be all NICE when we meet up with each other, but we all remember, at some level, the events at Charley's Kitchen.  The fragment I remember was this split-second in time where I was leaning across the bar getting more beer for us.  LMNO was beating the night manager while making noises that sounded like a gorilla in a clothes drier, and Richter had pinned the bartender to the wall with one arm and was cataloguing the man's sins in a friendly-sounding voice.  Luna and EoC just sat at the table, bellowing out the song Mexican Radio.  I looked at the stunned crowd and said "what the fuck were you EXPECTING?  Action/Reaction, fools!  How else did you expect the universe to respond?"

That's all I remember.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2016, 08:20:36 pm by The Good Reverend Roger »
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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2016, 08:18:56 pm »
I think it would be nice if we were all sewn together like some sort of Frankenstein's Siamese Septuplet Monster.




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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2016, 08:21:06 pm »
I think it would be nice if we were all sewn together like some sort of Frankenstein's Siamese Septuplet Monster.

I don't remember that bit.

I hope it wasn't my turn to get the drinks.
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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2016, 08:21:47 pm »
I meant for the mascot, but come to think of it, those doorways did get hard to navigate through after last call.


Personally, I blame Twid.

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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2016, 08:53:00 pm »
I think it would be nice if we were all sewn together like some sort of Frankenstein's Siamese Septuplet Monster.

There's a word for that: flesh golem.
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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2016, 10:05:56 pm »

I'm holding one of them hostage.

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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2016, 10:16:47 pm »
I think it would be nice if we were all sewn together like some sort of Frankenstein's Siamese Septuplet Monster.

There's a word for that: flesh golem.

A flesh golem would make a great mascot.  They're immune to magic, and non-blunt weapons.  That would make it fairly survivable in downtown Tucson.

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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2016, 10:29:11 pm »
I suppose they could nickname it "The Sausage Creature".

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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2016, 10:31:50 pm »
"The Eric Pickles" (who may be an IRL flesh golem).


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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2016, 10:54:49 pm »
Mr. Prickles?

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Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2016, 03:05:24 am »
Tucson should instead take Luna, EoC, Richter, LMNO, any myself as mascots.  Mostly on account of it's pathetic how we all try to be all NICE when we meet up with each other, but we all remember, at some level, the events at Charley's Kitchen.  The fragment I remember was this split-second in time where I was leaning across the bar getting more beer for us.  LMNO was beating the night manager while making noises that sounded like a gorilla in a clothes drier, and Richter had pinned the bartender to the wall with one arm and was cataloguing the man's sins in a friendly-sounding voice.  Luna and EoC just sat at the table, bellowing out the song Mexican Radio.  I looked at the stunned crowd and said "what the fuck were you EXPECTING?  Action/Reaction, fools!  How else did you expect the universe to respond?"

That's all I remember.
I would be part of this mascot team as long as we could still keep The Prick as a name.
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