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Politics of the Average Joe Pamphlet

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, May 28, 2016, 02:13:22 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

This is laid out for print only. Three pages are Howl's Politics of the Average Joe, fourth is filler, everything is Kopyleft approved for your non commercial, no derivative works needs. You can remove the filler page and replace it with whatever if you feel so inclined, just don't be a dick about it.

The Wizard Joseph

So you know, it reads very easily on a large phone screen as well.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 28, 2016, 02:20:11 PM
So you know, it reads very easily on a large phone screen as well.

You're right, actually. The last page being filler makes the online viewing less "I hate you forever."