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I created a matrix that controls the world.

Started by Lois, July 20, 2016, 10:19:29 PM

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Lois

July 20, 2016, 10:19:29 PM
I created a matrix that controls the world.
Principlematrix of actions in this file

https://yadi.sk/d/aS7cWtdosH8VM

File cost 100 million. dollars.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1
July 20, 2016, 10:27:46 PM
wat.

Freeky

#2
July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 PM
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

Lois

#3
July 20, 2016, 11:32:30 PM
Quote from: Freeky on July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 PM
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

LMNO

#4
July 20, 2016, 11:34:36 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#5
July 20, 2016, 11:41:33 PM
I feel like "nuke it from orbit" is a reasonable approach here.

Faust

#6
July 21, 2016, 12:23:48 AM
If someone crested a matrix to control the world, I would jump for joy for on that day we would finally have someone to blame for this mess we call a world, before inserting them in a bonfire post haste.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
July 21, 2016, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Lois on July 20, 2016, 10:19:29 PM
I created a matrix that controls the world.
Principlematrix of actions in this file

https://yadi.sk/d/aS7cWtdosH8VM

File cost 100 million. dollars.

while I admire your ambition, not clicking that horrible virus.  Thanks anyway.
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Freeky

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July 21, 2016, 05:24:53 AM
Quote from: Lois on July 20, 2016, 11:32:30 PM
Quote from: Freeky on July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 PM
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

No thanks. 

Vanadium Gryllz

#10
July 21, 2016, 03:09:35 PM
Isn't this the second time someone with that same avatar has turned up peddling mysterious bullshit?
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#11
July 21, 2016, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: Lois on July 20, 2016, 11:32:30 PM
Quote from: Freeky on July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 PM
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

So you're just a spammer. Got it.
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POFP

#12
July 21, 2016, 04:45:20 PM
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.
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hooplala

#13
July 21, 2016, 05:17:38 PM
The name it came up with was Lois.  I find that really funny for some reason.
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Freeky

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July 21, 2016, 05:32:00 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on July 21, 2016, 04:45:20 PM
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.

It's a .exe
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