Man Arrested for Possession of Krispy Kreme Glazed Doughnut Glaze

Started by Brother Mythos, July 29, 2016, 03:04:48 AM

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Brother Mythos

'He was arrested for meth, but the crumbs in his car were Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze'

"An Orlando man was charged with possession of crystal meth with a gun, but a state crime lab proved him right — it was actually glaze from Krispy Kreme doughnuts."

Here's the link: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article92320667.html

It reminds me of the time, during my misspent youth, when a Navy master-at-arms tried to bust a couple of us for possession of a pan of brownies that he thought was hashish.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

"Man arrested after cops mistook doughnut glaze for meth gets $37,500 from Orlando"

QuoteThe City of Orlando paid $37,500 to a man to settle a lawsuit after police officers arrested him for what they thought was meth but was actually tiny flakes of glaze from a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

Daniel Rushing sued the city after a field test incorrectly showed he had drugs and he was arrested and taken to jail.

Here's the link: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-krispy-kreme-glaze-orlando-police-20171012-story.html

I'm surprised Mr. Rushing settled for so little.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

tyrannosaurus vex

On the next episode of Law and Order: Orlando, an unassuming lab worker is arrested after getting caught swapping drugs in the evidence locker for flakes of Krispy Kreme donut glaze.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.