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Started by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞, July 30, 2016, 02:57:55 AM

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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

But at least when I got out of your ass the first wipe was perfectly clean.
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The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: N E T on July 30, 2016, 02:57:55 AM
But at least when I got out of your ass the first wipe was perfectly clean.

So... you're some kind of super-shit that leaves no traces on passage??  :eek:
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Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 30, 2016, 03:27:44 AM
Quote from: N E T on July 30, 2016, 02:57:55 AM
But at least when I got out of your ass the first wipe was perfectly clean.

So... you're some kind of super-shit that leaves no traces on passage??  :eek:

I am a pristine turd.
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Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2016, 04:35:39 AM
Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)
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Ah, the unmitigated pleasure of a pristine turd.

A thing of beauty. Akin to the clear hawk of a throat oyster.






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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: N E T on July 30, 2016, 05:18:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2016, 04:35:39 AM
Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)

Show me a man who has never bled out of his rectum, and I'll show you man that nobody talks to at parties.

Um, wait.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 31, 2016, 06:52:46 AM
Quote from: N E T on July 30, 2016, 05:18:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2016, 04:35:39 AM
Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)

Show me a man who has never bled out of his rectum, and I'll show you man that nobody talks to at parties.

Um, wait.

:lol:
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hooplala

Quote from: N E T on July 30, 2016, 04:33:47 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 30, 2016, 03:27:44 AM
Quote from: N E T on July 30, 2016, 02:57:55 AM
But at least when I got out of your ass the first wipe was perfectly clean.

So... you're some kind of super-shit that leaves no traces on passage??  :eek:

I am a pristine turd.

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Quote from: N E T on July 30, 2016, 05:18:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2016, 04:35:39 AM
Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)

I don't remember the last time one of my shits wasn't like that.

To be fair, my daily chimichanga or two probably doesn't help.

But hey, almost shitting yourself on a call at work definitely beats constipation. I'd rather have someone shit on me than be constipated.
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