Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails

[EK WAFFLR]

Shit ECH.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, I have the horrible bronchial infection.  I've been on my ass since last Wednesday night, and it occurred to me this morning that I should probably get it looked at.

BP 180/105   
Temp: 101.5
Enlightened civilization of bacteria in my bronchial bits.

I am assured that a Z-pack will take care of it, but I am reasonably sure I'm on my deathbed.  Remember, if I keel over, ECH gets the first 10 pages of my PMs (for the questions to the answers), Richter gets my 3/4" drive sockets, and Cainad and Cram can split a bucket of my snot.

[The Wizard Joseph]

So, I have the horrible bronchial infection.  I've been on my ass since last Wednesday night, and it occurred to me this morning that I should probably get it looked at.

BP 180/105   
Temp: 101.5
Enlightened civilization of bacteria in my bronchial bits.

I am assured that a Z-pack will take care of it, but I am reasonably sure I'm on my deathbed.  Remember, if I keel over, ECH gets the first 10 pages of my PMs (for the questions to the answers), Richter gets my 3/4" drive sockets, and Cainad and Cram can split a bucket of my snot.

A temp that high could indicate bacterial pneumonia. Have you been feeling weakness physically (bp that high could possibly imply some hypoxia) or seen ANY pink in your... uh, gift bucket?

Wait... Mrs. TGRR is a nurse IIRC. I guess she'd be able to make that call. Posted anyway because "gift bucket"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, I have the horrible bronchial infection.  I've been on my ass since last Wednesday night, and it occurred to me this morning that I should probably get it looked at.

BP 180/105   
Temp: 101.5
Enlightened civilization of bacteria in my bronchial bits.

I am assured that a Z-pack will take care of it, but I am reasonably sure I'm on my deathbed.  Remember, if I keel over, ECH gets the first 10 pages of my PMs (for the questions to the answers), Richter gets my 3/4" drive sockets, and Cainad and Cram can split a bucket of my snot.

A temp that high could indicate bacterial pneumonia. Have you been feeling weakness physically (bp that high could possibly imply some hypoxia) or seen ANY pink in your... uh, gift bucket?

Wait... Mrs. TGRR is a nurse IIRC. I guess she'd be able to make that call. Posted anyway because "gift bucket"

Nope, it's not pneumonia, but not  - as I have been told - for lack of trying.

It's just a horrible bronchial thingie.

[The Wizard Joseph]

So, I have the horrible bronchial infection.  I've been on my ass since last Wednesday night, and it occurred to me this morning that I should probably get it looked at.

BP 180/105   
Temp: 101.5
Enlightened civilization of bacteria in my bronchial bits.

I am assured that a Z-pack will take care of it, but I am reasonably sure I'm on my deathbed.  Remember, if I keel over, ECH gets the first 10 pages of my PMs (for the questions to the answers), Richter gets my 3/4" drive sockets, and Cainad and Cram can split a bucket of my snot.

A temp that high could indicate bacterial pneumonia. Have you been feeling weakness physically (bp that high could possibly imply some hypoxia) or seen ANY pink in your... uh, gift bucket?

Wait... Mrs. TGRR is a nurse IIRC. I guess she'd be able to make that call. Posted anyway because "gift bucket"

Nope, it's not pneumonia, but not  - as I have been told - for lack of trying.

It's just a horrible bronchial thingie.

Pneumonia develops from that. It's a disease, but not vector specific. Keep an eye on that temp. If it breaches 102.5 get to the hospital no matter when. By that point you're getting into real danger actual pneumonia or no.

Hang in there. You got a saline IV?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, I have the horrible bronchial infection.  I've been on my ass since last Wednesday night, and it occurred to me this morning that I should probably get it looked at.

BP 180/105   
Temp: 101.5
Enlightened civilization of bacteria in my bronchial bits.

I am assured that a Z-pack will take care of it, but I am reasonably sure I'm on my deathbed.  Remember, if I keel over, ECH gets the first 10 pages of my PMs (for the questions to the answers), Richter gets my 3/4" drive sockets, and Cainad and Cram can split a bucket of my snot.

A temp that high could indicate bacterial pneumonia. Have you been feeling weakness physically (bp that high could possibly imply some hypoxia) or seen ANY pink in your... uh, gift bucket?

Wait... Mrs. TGRR is a nurse IIRC. I guess she'd be able to make that call. Posted anyway because "gift bucket"

Nope, it's not pneumonia, but not  - as I have been told - for lack of trying.

It's just a horrible bronchial thingie.

Pneumonia develops from that. It's a disease, but not vector specific. Keep an eye on that temp. If it breaches 102.5 get to the hospital no matter when. By that point you're getting into real danger actual pneumonia or no.

Hang in there. You got a saline IV?

No, but I am full of Z-pack, and thus I once again cheat the fate I built for myself by ignoring this.

Personal responsibility is SO pre-Alexander Fleming.

[The Wizard Joseph]

So, I have the horrible bronchial infection.  I've been on my ass since last Wednesday night, and it occurred to me this morning that I should probably get it looked at.

BP 180/105   
Temp: 101.5
Enlightened civilization of bacteria in my bronchial bits.

I am assured that a Z-pack will take care of it, but I am reasonably sure I'm on my deathbed.  Remember, if I keel over, ECH gets the first 10 pages of my PMs (for the questions to the answers), Richter gets my 3/4" drive sockets, and Cainad and Cram can split a bucket of my snot.

A temp that high could indicate bacterial pneumonia. Have you been feeling weakness physically (bp that high could possibly imply some hypoxia) or seen ANY pink in your... uh, gift bucket?

Wait... Mrs. TGRR is a nurse IIRC. I guess she'd be able to make that call. Posted anyway because "gift bucket"

Nope, it's not pneumonia, but not  - as I have been told - for lack of trying.

It's just a horrible bronchial thingie.

Pneumonia develops from that. It's a disease, but not vector specific. Keep an eye on that temp. If it breaches 102.5 get to the hospital no matter when. By that point you're getting into real danger actual pneumonia or no.

Hang in there. You got a saline IV?

No, but I am full of Z-pack, and thus I once again cheat the fate I built for myself by ignoring this.

Personal responsibility is SO pre-Alexander Fleming.

Who now? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Who now? 

Just some guy.  Invented stuff.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Who now? 

Just some guy.  Invented stuff.

Looked him up a bit, he invented an antibiotic right? I gets it now. There was a time when your mistake could easily have proven fatal. Now it's a bit less so thanks to him.

Sounds like the first to understand a LOT of what we now consider "basic" biology. Godfather of saving our asses.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HOW is the internet capable of being so boring today? I swear, I was able to find more interesting things on the internet when there was less STUFF on it.

Mandela effect. All of the cool shit got edited out of reality and replaced with the will of Greyface.

DAMMIT. I need a better reality.

[Trivial]

Why the fuck does my phone want to correct crap to Cramulus???

[Trivial]

It's in my facebook predictive text!  I've never typed Cramulus on this phone wtf.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's in my facebook predictive text!  I've never typed Cramulus on this phone wtf.

Cramulus is actually a very advanced computer virus.  I've met him IRL, and he was just a big skin sack full of ones and zeros.

[Faust]

I pasted without copying and it came up Cramulus. And another time we moved into this house that had some really 70's wall paper and we scraped it off to paint the place, and what do you know written in glitter on every inch of that wall was "Cramulus".

[LMNO]

Last year, I went to New Orleans (as I do), and decided for a lark to get a Tarot reading.

Every card turned over had the image of a ballpipe and simply said, "Cramulus".