Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails

[EK WAFFLR]

Hello, gang.
I'm getting married. In three days. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hello, gang.
I'm getting married. In three days. 

HUZZAH!

Congratulations to you and the future Mrs Deathwaffle!

[Freeky]

Hello, gang.
I'm getting married. In three days. 

THAT'S AWESOME!  Congrats and so forth! 

[LMNO]

Woo!  Nicely done, sir!

[Suu]

I just gave my Trump-loving Aunt a lesson in free speech. She proceeded to get so angry with me that she called my mom. My mom laughed her off the phone. Apparently, the conversation started with, "Why did you let her get an education?!"

Oh man, I wish I had a recording of that one.

[Sung Low]

 Excellent!

[Junkenstein]

Hello, gang.
I'm getting married. In three days. 

Good work that Viking.

[Junkenstein]

So, reinventing the wheel in our water system.  For once in my damn life, I'm not surrounded by know-it-all chemists that could have solved this on day one.  Instead, I am surrounded by know-it-all physicists who will solve it right into it's fucking grave.  So I ignore them, and dance to their indignant howling, while doing this weird shit called "gathering data and putting it in a readable form" while "reading Army manuals and municipal procedures on how to make potable water that doesn't rip out the pipes."

Odd, I had always thought you needed a low pH to get a low pH effect.  Not so, and I really wish my teachers hadn't lied to me the whole time I was in school.

Oh man, if I had a fiver for each time my "education" proved to be either totally incorrect or inaccurate I'd have about £30K minimum.
It turns out that most education seems to teach very fucking little beyond timekeeping and mandatory attendance.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, reinventing the wheel in our water system.  For once in my damn life, I'm not surrounded by know-it-all chemists that could have solved this on day one.  Instead, I am surrounded by know-it-all physicists who will solve it right into it's fucking grave.  So I ignore them, and dance to their indignant howling, while doing this weird shit called "gathering data and putting it in a readable form" while "reading Army manuals and municipal procedures on how to make potable water that doesn't rip out the pipes."

Odd, I had always thought you needed a low pH to get a low pH effect.  Not so, and I really wish my teachers hadn't lied to me the whole time I was in school.

Oh man, if I had a fiver for each time my "education" proved to be either totally incorrect or inaccurate I'd have about £30K minimum.
It turns out that most education seems to teach very fucking little beyond timekeeping and mandatory attendance.

Well, I got some math out of it.  And I learned how to roll a joint badly.

[Bruno]

So, reinventing the wheel in our water system.  For once in my damn life, I'm not surrounded by know-it-all chemists that could have solved this on day one.  Instead, I am surrounded by know-it-all physicists who will solve it right into it's fucking grave.  So I ignore them, and dance to their indignant howling, while doing this weird shit called "gathering data and putting it in a readable form" while "reading Army manuals and municipal procedures on how to make potable water that doesn't rip out the pipes."

Odd, I had always thought you needed a low pH to get a low pH effect.  Not so, and I really wish my teachers hadn't lied to me the whole time I was in school.

Oh man, if I had a fiver for each time my "education" proved to be either totally incorrect or inaccurate I'd have about £30K minimum.
It turns out that most education seems to teach very fucking little beyond timekeeping and mandatory attendance.

Well, I got some math out of it.  And I learned how to roll a joint badly.

Serious question... How much trigonometry does an electrical engineer/technologist/technician really use?

Because I did about cot(assload^-1) of it back in school, most of which I've forgotten since I haven't used my degree for anything other than as a source of mockery for certain supervisors at my previous job.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, reinventing the wheel in our water system.  For once in my damn life, I'm not surrounded by know-it-all chemists that could have solved this on day one.  Instead, I am surrounded by know-it-all physicists who will solve it right into it's fucking grave.  So I ignore them, and dance to their indignant howling, while doing this weird shit called "gathering data and putting it in a readable form" while "reading Army manuals and municipal procedures on how to make potable water that doesn't rip out the pipes."

Odd, I had always thought you needed a low pH to get a low pH effect.  Not so, and I really wish my teachers hadn't lied to me the whole time I was in school.

Oh man, if I had a fiver for each time my "education" proved to be either totally incorrect or inaccurate I'd have about £30K minimum.
It turns out that most education seems to teach very fucking little beyond timekeeping and mandatory attendance.

Well, I got some math out of it.  And I learned how to roll a joint badly.

Serious question... How much trigonometry does an electrical engineer/technologist/technician really use?

Because I did about cot(assload^-1) of it back in school, most of which I've forgotten since I haven't used my degree for anything other than as a source of mockery for certain supervisors at my previous job.

I use trig every day.  Not kidding.  I in fact am now using calc every day for our water treatment plant, but for that I cheat and use the computer, because I haven't used calc in 21 years.  I can still set the problems up, but fuck if I remember anything more than the chain rule.

But trig makes a technician's job easy.  Even more so if fabrication is involved.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I now have the PD user Zenpatista pulled into my horror.

I'm giving him our water data and a tour of the facilities to generate a number of water chemistry problems with which to flog his students.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Benadryl is kinda like being drunk only more sleepy and then the mustache twirling bad guy in your dream actually shoots you in the face like he says he's going to and it hurts even though you never feel anything in your dreams and you're a mess of confused and afraid and not sure if you want to hurry up and die or try to hold on even though it's pointless and when you finally wake up you're too fucked up to communicate what just happened to your spouse.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Benadryl is kinda like being drunk only more sleepy and then the mustache twirling bad guy in your dream actually shoots you in the face like he says he's going to and it hurts even though you never feel anything in your dreams and you're a mess of confused and afraid and not sure if you want to hurry up and die or try to hold on even though it's pointless and when you finally wake up you're too fucked up to communicate what just happened to your spouse.

I have never felt an effect from Benadryl.  Knocks my wife right out, but I don't feel a thing when I take it.

In other news, it's raining.  Again.  And I have only one 500,000 gallon storage tank, so I guess I'll just dump another million gallons of water over the side.  Sort of like that scene in Masada.

Call me  Menahem ben Yehuda, freaks!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Benadryl is kinda like being drunk only more sleepy and then the mustache twirling bad guy in your dream actually shoots you in the face like he says he's going to and it hurts even though you never feel anything in your dreams and you're a mess of confused and afraid and not sure if you want to hurry up and die or try to hold on even though it's pointless and when you finally wake up you're too fucked up to communicate what just happened to your spouse.

I have never felt an effect from Benadryl.  Knocks my wife right out, but I don't feel a thing when I take it.

In other news, it's raining.  Again.  And I have only one 500,000 gallon storage tank, so I guess I'll just dump another million gallons of water over the side.  Sort of like that scene in Masada.

Call me  Menahem ben Yehuda, freaks!

I am uncomfortable with how much rain you've been getting. Nothing good comes from watering The Desert.