Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails

[The Good Reverend Roger]

DAY 10 OF BEING ALONE IN THE HOUSE:

I am posting naked.  While sitting in a leather office chair.  I am afraid to move, as I seem to have bonded with the furniture.  Fred is on the bookshelf giving me the hairy eyeball and singing Gregorian chants in his little lizard voice.  Everything is fine.  I am fine.  Ia ftang Cthulu.  I mean that in the best possible way.

There's no way this is really Roger, he would never survive 10 days alone. The chair must be posting, guys.

Naw, you don't understand, there's no way he survived past day three. This is just the chair trying to get us comfortable with the idea so it can stop pretending.

What if Roger and the chair are now one? What if he wasn't sticking so much as merging? I mean why invoke Cthulhu? Where's he get the that?
I don't trust this Fred, seems kinda dodgy. I think that "he" is a bad influence.

[The Wizard Joseph]

 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

DAY 11 OF BEING ALONE IN THE HOUSE:

Fred has invited his loser brothers in.  They drank all my beer while I was at work and prank-called the FBI from my home line.  I get called by agents and asked what "ssssssssssssssss...pop!" means.  I told them about the lizards.  They started making threats.  Don't fuck with me, Mr FBI man!  I'm no fool!  I pay my taxes!  I'll kick all of your ivy league asses!

[Don Coyote]

DAY 10 OF BEING ALONE IN THE HOUSE:

I am posting naked.  While sitting in a leather office chair.  I am afraid to move, as I seem to have bonded with the furniture.  Fred is on the bookshelf giving me the hairy eyeball and singing Gregorian chants in his little lizard voice.  Everything is fine.  I am fine.  Ia ftang Cthulu.  I mean that in the best possible way.

There's no way this is really Roger, he would never survive 10 days alone. The chair must be posting, guys.

What if Roger and the chair are now one? What if he wasn't sticking so much as merging? I mean why invoke Cthulhu? Where's he get the that?
I don't trust this Fred, seems kinda dodgy. I think that "he" is a bad influence.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

How many more days before you get rescued, Roger?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How many more days before you get rescued, Roger?

Next Monday night at 10:30.   

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

How many more days before you get rescued, Roger?

Next Monday night at 10:30.   

Sweet Christmas.

[Freeky]

My laptop what gets the internets shat the bed last week, so no internet at my house anymore. 

On the bright side, I finally got an awesome new game on my desktop called Crypt of the Necrodancer.  Highly recommended, a billion/10.

[The Wizard Joseph]

DAY 10 OF BEING ALONE IN THE HOUSE:

I am posting naked.  While sitting in a leather office chair.  I am afraid to move, as I seem to have bonded with the furniture.  Fred is on the bookshelf giving me the hairy eyeball and singing Gregorian chants in his little lizard voice.  Everything is fine.  I am fine.  Ia ftang Cthulu.  I mean that in the best possible way.

There's no way this is really Roger, he would never survive 10 days alone. The chair must be posting, guys.

What if Roger and the chair are now one? What if he wasn't sticking so much as merging? I mean why invoke Cthulhu? Where's he get the that?
I don't trust this Fred, seems kinda dodgy. I think that "he" is a bad influence.

[The Wizard Joseph]

http://advancedape.com/social-network-discordianism/?ckattempt=3

A very fine read with other articles yet to be seen.

[Junkenstein]

http://advancedape.com/social-network-discordianism/?ckattempt=3

A very fine read with other articles yet to be seen.

Link not found.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

http://advancedape.com/social-network-discordianism/?ckattempt=3

A very fine read with other articles yet to be seen.

Link not found.

His has some dumb shit at the end http://advancedape.com/social-network-discordianism/

[Junkenstein]

http://advancedape.com/social-network-discordianism/?ckattempt=3

A very fine read with other articles yet to be seen.

Link not found.

Appreciated, idiot moment.
His has some dumb shit at the end http://advancedape.com/social-network-discordianism/

[Junkenstein]

Alright, looks like this guy may be one of us:

What all this adds up to is a large group of people who are convinced they are being rebellious by taking part in the most normal activities possible, while trying to spread their false discord by kindertrolling their own choir. And as if all of this attention seeking juvenile behavior were not obvious enough, Disco Trolls often appear to be emotionally damaged and self-esteem deficient individuals who use blatant hyperbolized sexuality to booster their frail egos. Sharing nudes with strangers online is not edgy sexuality, it is a desperate plea to get attention with the least amount of effort

Who's on the outreach committee nowadays? Trix?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, after the hilarity of last week's meeting, I have been invited to another meeting this week to discuss what should have been discussed last week.

For those keeping score at home, that means every day off I've had in the past month month, bar 2, have been spent on work related bullshit (the move or meetings).

I have sent back a polite email declining, citing my previous comments, which were, I believe "I'm no longer interested in attending any meeting you put on, you lying bastards".

How are they not getting  this? Also, how are they under the impression that scheduling meetings on your day off is OK?