Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails

[LMNO]

Hi, I'm back!

Or should I say, "ciao"!

Anyway, it was awesome, breathtaking, tasty, exhausting.  Those of you on FB saw the pics.

So, MARK ALL READ, or what?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Hi, I'm back!

Or should I say, "ciao"!

Anyway, it was awesome, breathtaking, tasty, exhausting.  Those of you on FB saw the pics.

So, MARK ALL READ, or what?

Always?

[LMNO]

SHIT


FUCK



DAMN

[MithridatesXXIII]

Is there a FB group for PD or have you just added each other as friends?

[LMNO]

Friends.  Some of us have known each other here for more than a decade.

[MithridatesXXIII]

Friends.  Some of us have known each other here for more than a decade.

That seems rare in this day and age. Do you think of one another as Discordians in your friendships? I know one person IRL who identifies as one, but he works 2 jobs and goes to school somehow so that doesn't really leave a lot of time for communication.

[Faust]

Just to let you know, if you're an undercover agent looking to bust a discordian cult: The actual discordians cleared out years ago, we're whats left and we're ALL agents.

[LMNO]

There's only one real poster, and the rest of us are merely sockpuppet accounts.

The real poster, of course, is A Klokwerk Kaos.

[MithridatesXXIII]

Just to let you know, if you're an undercover agent looking to bust a discordian cult: The actual discordians cleared out years ago, we're whats left and we're ALL agents.

I'm deep cover. People usually stop asking questions after they see the Discordian tattoos.

[Trivial]

Guys, I think most people here are older than the high five.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Guys, I think most people here are older than the high five.

Wait, when was the high five?!
Asking for a friend...



Welcome back LMNO! Glad that your journey was safe, and fabulous all around of course!

[Trivial]

Guys, I think most people here are older than the high five.

Wait, when was the high five?!
Asking for a friend...



Welcome back LMNO! Glad that your journey was safe, and fabulous all around of course!

1977. 

[The Wizard Joseph]

Guys, I think most people here are older than the high five.

Wait, when was the high five?!
Asking for a friend...



Welcome back LMNO! Glad that your journey was safe, and fabulous all around of course!

1977.

Hm... that would explain why I have no idea who invented it, but not getting much media exposure also basically meant for all I know that could have been invented in 1992 or something.

[Trivial]

Guys, I think most people here are older than the high five.

Wait, when was the high five?!
Asking for a friend...



Welcome back LMNO! Glad that your journey was safe, and fabulous all around of course!

1977.

Hm... that would explain why I have no idea who invented it, but not getting much media exposure also basically meant for all I know that could have been invented in 1992 or something.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Burke

[The Wizard Joseph]

Guys, I think most people here are older than the high five.

Wait, when was the high five?!
Asking for a friend...



Welcome back LMNO! Glad that your journey was safe, and fabulous all around of course!

1977.

Hm... that would explain why I have no idea who invented it, but not getting much media exposure also basically meant for all I know that could have been invented in 1992 or something.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Burke

That was excellent! I had no idea. I'm very likely to encourage "The 5" to as many Fundamentalist kids as I can. Side note... 523 career at bats. This guy should be sainted. Not like the ironic "Discordian Saints", but like a real cultural icon that the Eris just may have favored, after Her fashion.