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Started by Eater of Clowns, August 11, 2016, 12:11:01 AM

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Any form of weed testing worth it's salt should include bong rips and enormous t-shaped blunts at some stage in the proceedings.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Salty

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 17, 2016, 07:55:43 PM
Any form of weed testing worth it's salt should include bong rips and enormous t-shaped blunts at some stage in the proceedings.

Yeah, but they won't pay me for that.  :cry:
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I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?
Formerly something else...

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Vivat Alty on November 17, 2016, 07:59:09 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 17, 2016, 07:55:43 PM
Any form of weed testing worth it's salt should include bong rips and enormous t-shaped blunts at some stage in the proceedings.

Yeah, but they won't pay me for that.  :cry:

Sure they will. You just gotta convince them hard enough.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Vivat Alty on November 17, 2016, 07:14:23 PM
I have found a new joy in math.

It's been a shit year for everybody, I think. Leaving the business has been freaking my shit out, along with everything else.

So, because I have to anyway, I have taken to math with the same intensity I have applied to me work. It's kind of funny, 10 years ago I was just lazy and unmotivated to learn anything. Now I have this drive that won't go away.

Anyway, when I get into a smooth math groove I lose all sense of everything but the numbers and this flow takes over. I usually have to warm up to get there, but once I am there it's all I can see. Afterward, I can think more clearly about current things and random memories of things I haven't thought about in years fill my head with stunning detail and clarity.

It's kind of weird, but I love it. And it's FREE, more or less. Hell yeah. If I could channel my desire for weed into math...

I can help. I'm a scientist.

Junkenstein

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It's funny until you remember that the Ill fitting suit believes this.
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Junkenstein

That's unfair I suppose. The suit is terrible but at least it's more capable of rational thought than the meat it covers.
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Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Junkenstein on November 17, 2016, 10:48:25 PM
That's unfair I suppose. The suit is terrible but at least it's more capable of rational thought than the meat it covers.

If tobacco and opioids aren't bad enough, how about kids doing legal marijuana? How about all three?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Emo Howard on November 17, 2016, 07:59:27 PM
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.
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Quote from: Meunster on November 18, 2016, 08:59:23 AM
the only coloring book where you stay out of the lines.





I have no clue how to post images on forums.
Poe's law ;)

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2016, 05:44:03 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 17, 2016, 07:59:27 PM
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

I just did exactly the same thing. We're not well, Nigel. Maybe it's unhealthy Freudian associations all the way down. I'm holding years of exposure to LMNO personally responsible  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2016, 05:44:03 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 17, 2016, 07:59:27 PM
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

I can guarantee that not only is there a market for such a device, it's probably a much, much larger market than you'd believe.

I'm not even googling this because my search history is already fucked up enough from tickling.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.