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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1185 on: November 17, 2016, 07:55:43 pm »
Any form of weed testing worth it's salt should include bong rips and enormous t-shaped blunts at some stage in the proceedings.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1186 on: November 17, 2016, 07:59:09 pm »
Any form of weed testing worth it's salt should include bong rips and enormous t-shaped blunts at some stage in the proceedings.

Yeah, but they won't pay me for that.  :cry:
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1187 on: November 17, 2016, 07:59:27 pm »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1188 on: November 17, 2016, 08:31:42 pm »


We would have to get the Idiocracy that's low in electrolytes, wouldn't we?

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1189 on: November 17, 2016, 10:18:54 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1190 on: November 17, 2016, 10:24:43 pm »
Any form of weed testing worth it's salt should include bong rips and enormous t-shaped blunts at some stage in the proceedings.

Yeah, but they won't pay me for that.  :cry:

Sure they will. You just gotta convince them hard enough.
I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1191 on: November 17, 2016, 10:25:26 pm »
I have found a new joy in math.

It's been a shit year for everybody, I think. Leaving the business has been freaking my shit out, along with everything else.

So, because I have to anyway, I have taken to math with the same intensity I have applied to me work. It's kind of funny, 10 years ago I was just lazy and unmotivated to learn anything. Now I have this drive that won't go away.

Anyway, when I get into a smooth math groove I lose all sense of everything but the numbers and this flow takes over. I usually have to warm up to get there, but once I am there it's all I can see. Afterward, I can think more clearly about current things and random memories of things I haven't thought about in years fill my head with stunning detail and clarity.

It's kind of weird, but I love it. And it's FREE, more or less. Hell yeah. If I could channel my desire for weed into math...

I can help. I'm a scientist.

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1192 on: November 17, 2016, 10:44:08 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:

It's funny until you remember that the Ill fitting suit believes this.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1193 on: November 17, 2016, 10:48:25 pm »
That's unfair I suppose. The suit is terrible but at least it's more capable of rational thought than the meat it covers.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1194 on: November 18, 2016, 12:09:11 am »
That's unfair I suppose. The suit is terrible but at least it's more capable of rational thought than the meat it covers.

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1195 on: November 18, 2016, 05:44:03 am »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1196 on: November 18, 2016, 08:59:23 am »
the only coloring book where you stay out of the lines.



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Poe's law ;)

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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1197 on: November 18, 2016, 09:02:08 am »
the only coloring book where you stay out of the lines.





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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1198 on: November 18, 2016, 09:46:48 am »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

I just did exactly the same thing. We're not well, Nigel. Maybe it's unhealthy Freudian associations all the way down. I'm holding years of exposure to LMNO personally responsible  :argh!:
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Re: Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails
« Reply #1199 on: November 18, 2016, 11:32:58 am »
I'm currently shopping for some kind of personal hidden camera, such as pen cameras, buttonhole cameras, etc. Is there anyone here who has experience with any of these things, and care to make an endorsement?

I initially read this as "butthole cameras" and spent a solid 15-30 seconds pondering the market for that.

I can guarantee that not only is there a market for such a device, it's probably a much, much larger market than you'd believe.

I'm not even googling this because my search history is already fucked up enough from tickling.
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