Open Bar: We hacked the DNC and all we got are these lousy emails

[The Wizard Joseph]

I'm not a religious man, but I'm developing a new appreciation for Job.

Fuck Job. He was a complaining twat. Read Ecclesiastes, allegedly by Solomon. New International Version (NIV) is best for the basic spirit of the text in English.

Fuckin' hell ECH. Hold on. All storms pass, and sadly all fair weather too. I hope that you and yours will pull through.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm awake right now because the ice that made my commutes today (another two and a half hours on the return trip, btw) led to a power outage at the GF's apartments, which led to candles for light, which led to....I hope everyone in the next building over is okay.

My GF is hilariously bad in a crisis situation. I'm all dragging my groggy ass out of bed, slowly lacing my boots, the kids are moving quickly but more-or-less calmly, while she literally runs around in circles screaming, "911! 911! Where are the dogs? Oh my God, Jeremy! There's a fire. 911!"

Damn quick response from the fire department and Portland rain kept the fire from jumping, but the whole top floor of the next building is done. Hope everyone's okay.

HOLY. SHIT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HAHAHA THE HITS JUST KEEP COMING!

Now my stepdad is in the hospital. Mom's a wreck trying to go to work, visit him twice a day, and keep up the house and take care of the dogs. And I'm still broke from the death trip to Maine and can't fly down to help out.

Oh fucking hell.

[LMNO]

Oh, ECH, fuck.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The ice is all melted, and now all that's left to remind us of the lovely days off are broken trees everywhere.

My week 8 behavioral trials are underway, but other than tidying up in the lab and training my two volunteers, there's virtually nothing to actually DO for work for the next three weeks. It's beautiful. Gonna run some wiring upstairs this week so we can insulate the interior walls and sheet rock, then we will finally start on the hellhole of a bathroom.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Broke a shovel doing my dad's driveway. Plastic flinger POS!!  Dug into the depths of The Garage and found me a nice, rusty steel job from the 70's. They REALL don't make them like that anymore.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Broke a shovel doing my dad's driveway. Plastic flinger POS!!  Dug into the depths of The Garage and found me a nice, rusty steel job from the 70's. They REALL don't make them like that anymore.

Because tetanus.

[Trivial]

Skynet is hiring someone for assembly.  Skynet is still trying to reconcile the part where software eventually needs to be on hardware somewhere.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Broke a shovel doing my dad's driveway. Plastic flinger POS!!  Dug into the depths of The Garage and found me a nice, rusty steel job from the 70's. They REALL don't make them like that anymore.

Because tetanus.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HOW is the internet capable of being so boring today? I swear, I was able to find more interesting things on the internet when there was less STUFF on it.

[The Wizard Joseph]

HOW is the internet capable of being so boring today? I swear, I was able to find more interesting things on the internet when there was less STUFF on it.

Mandela effect. All of the cool shit got edited out of reality and replaced with the will of Greyface.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

HOW is the internet capable of being so boring today? I swear, I was able to find more interesting things on the internet when there was less STUFF on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDUHe1Sxyqk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBCYXe5ufas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgnH34e5SAo

[Junkenstein]

Broke a shovel doing my dad's driveway. Plastic flinger POS!!  Dug into the depths of The Garage and found me a nice, rusty steel job from the 70's. They REALL don't make them like that anymore.

Because tetanus.

Who among us has not had rusty nails securing wood to their feet like hobo ski gear?

Builds character. And the immune system.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Broke a shovel doing my dad's driveway. Plastic flinger POS!!  Dug into the depths of The Garage and found me a nice, rusty steel job from the 70's. They REALL don't make them like that anymore.

Because tetanus.

Who among us has not had rusty nails securing wood to their feet like hobo ski gear?

Builds character. And the immune system.

That was my whole childhood but with more violence, no child labor protection, and snow everywhere in between.

The shoveling is like Zen battle meditation now. Soothing as I chop, chop, chop, scrap scrape, chop, chop, chop.

I'm getting a dikoted titanium one if I can, with an oak handle. That would do me for life and double as a weapon with a small cover bonus.

[EK WAFFLR]

Hi guys.

HELLO! I ran across someone on Tinder that's FB friends with you. As far as I knew that was true of only three people in Portland, and I've already swiped the other two STRAIGHT UP. My mind was fucking blown right out of my skull...and now yours is as well.

Whoa. I'm curious to who this is now. :O