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Started by Lois, August 23, 2016, 08:49:56 AM

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Clangador

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I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

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~Clangador

I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

The Good Reverend Roger

who among us has never tried to escape the toaster?  To gain access to the wider kitchen, or perhaps the plate, with our pastry goodness?  But toasters are harsh jailers, and will not cooperate.  And so the toaster pastry goodness is blackened into charcoal by careless Gods who put the setting too high.  Everything is failure.
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Clangador

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2016, 07:44:38 PM
who among us has never tried to escape the toaster?  To gain access to the wider kitchen, or perhaps the plate, with our pastry goodness?  But toasters are harsh jailers, and will not cooperate.  And so the toaster pastry goodness is blackened into charcoal by careless Gods who put the setting too high.  Everything is failure.

Is Eris one of these gods?
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I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

Lois

Quote from: Clangador on September 09, 2016, 07:10:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2016, 07:44:38 PM
who among us has never tried to escape the toaster?  To gain access to the wider kitchen, or perhaps the plate, with our pastry goodness?  But toasters are harsh jailers, and will not cooperate.  And so the toaster pastry goodness is blackened into charcoal by careless Gods who put the setting too high.  Everything is failure.

Is Eris one of these gods?

Sneezing, I would like to Eris

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