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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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trix

#60
October 26, 2016, 06:01:19 AM
Also did the new person just WOMP Pennyworth's tentacle-face?  :eek:
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
October 26, 2016, 06:03:58 AM
Quote from: NeonWytch on October 26, 2016, 04:08:54 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2016, 03:37:38 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 26, 2016, 01:31:06 AM
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

Believe all propaganda always.
Hmmm, something about that just isn't quite believable...


There we go, much better.

Oh I can DEFINITELY use this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Wizard Joseph

#62
October 26, 2016, 10:48:38 AM
Quote from: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:01:19 AM
Also did the new person just WOMP Pennyworth's tentacle-face?  :eek:

Yup. These neonoobs are quite advanced over previous models.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Good Reverend Roger

#63
October 26, 2016, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:00:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 01:21:25 AM
Quote from: trix on October 25, 2016, 03:54:14 PM
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.

Lies!  YOU CANT LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR AWHILE NOW AND I'VE DISCOVERED ITS NOT EVEN KOOLAID!!!

It's kind of spicy, and goes down hard as hell.  KOOLAID DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DAGGERS IN THE BELLY

maybe I drank from the wrong bowl.  I don't feel so good.

Bowl?

Dude, that was the anti-freeze I dumped out of my radiator. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

NeonWytch

#64
October 26, 2016, 05:28:42 PM
If it tastes sweet, it must be good for you!
A wise man once said "What was that? I couldn't hear you."

trix

#65
October 26, 2016, 05:58:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:00:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 01:21:25 AM
Quote from: trix on October 25, 2016, 03:54:14 PM
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.

Lies!  YOU CANT LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR AWHILE NOW AND I'VE DISCOVERED ITS NOT EVEN KOOLAID!!!

It's kind of spicy, and goes down hard as hell.  KOOLAID DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DAGGERS IN THE BELLY

maybe I drank from the wrong bowl.  I don't feel so good.

Bowl?

Dude, that was the anti-freeze I dumped out of my radiator.

Well I tried to contact the poison control hotline but when I got to the part about drinking from the wrong bowl at the cult meeting of Discordians the uncharitable person on the line laughed at me and hung up.

To which I can only infer that this means I am either quite safe or incurably fucked.  Likely both.

Also, the poison control rep clearly is not interested in joining our cult.  I don't see why not, we even supposedly have KOOL-AID somewhere.

Unfortunately however, said koolaid has apparently not been spiked, so it's far less appealing anyway.  Personally I find I prefer this nice bowl of anti-freeze I got here.  *GULP*GULP*GULP*
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

trix

#66
October 26, 2016, 06:01:01 PM
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

The Good Reverend Roger

#67
October 26, 2016, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:01:01 PM
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*


It's....

...
...
...

...COOL LIKE THAT.

:putin:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard Joseph

#68
October 26, 2016, 08:02:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:01:01 PM
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*


It's....

...
...
...

...COOL LIKE THAT.

:putin:

:argh!: That went right in my eyes dammit!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

trix

#69
October 27, 2016, 01:01:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:01:01 PM
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*


It's....

...
...
...

...COOL LIKE THAT.

:putin:

:jumper:
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

LMNO

#70
October 27, 2016, 04:12:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:01:01 PM
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*


It's....

...
...
...

...COOL LIKE THAT.

:putin:


:enough:
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