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We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, October 20, 2016, 06:16:31 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

October 20, 2016, 06:16:31 PM
http://www.vox.com/culture/2016/10/18/12775742/who-is-chuck-tingle-fake-explained
Quotewhen devils say "you cant live as a buck or a ladybuck" i say YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT EVEN A PLANE OR A CAR this is not a poking joke this is to say LOVE IS REAL YOU ARE PERFECT AS WHOEVER YOU WANT TO BE EVEN IF YOU WANT TO BE THE CONCEPT OF TIME.

Cain

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October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

Q. G. Pennyworth

#2
October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT

NeonWytch

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October 20, 2016, 06:38:29 PM
Quotei have done many spells around the neibhorhood like SLICK LOOK and MAIL TIME and i have also talked to birds to see if they understand the world in a diffrent way than i do (they have this way) and this is true magic ... and then I SMILE because they tell me the secerts ofwhat is GOING ON IN BILLINGS. this is how i keep up to date.

Proof that he has performed bird-related miracles.
He fits the bill for saint hood pretty god diggity dang well.

Even if Chuck is "fake" it's the beautiful kind of lie, the truthy-kind.
A wise man once said "What was that? I couldn't hear you."

hooplala

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October 20, 2016, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT

I'm going to be Little Richard!!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 21, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 20, 2016, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT

I'm going to be Little Richard!!

That's MY idea!   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ziegejunge

#6
October 21, 2016, 09:40:11 PM
I'm down for sainting Mr. Tingle. I dream of a utopia where we can all be Little Richard.

Junkenstein

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October 21, 2016, 10:45:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 20, 2016, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT

I'm going to be Little Richard!!

That's MY idea!   :lulz:

Haven't you been self identifying as an old black woman for years anyway?

And I'll support this based on book titles alone. The multiple id's and refusing to clarify the truth nails it.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 21, 2016, 11:19:47 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 21, 2016, 10:45:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 20, 2016, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT

I'm going to be Little Richard!!

That's MY idea!   :lulz:

Haven't you been self identifying as an old black woman for years anyway?

And I'll support this based on book titles alone. The multiple id's and refusing to clarify the truth nails it.

It was angry black woman, IIRC.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

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October 22, 2016, 12:37:01 AM
Either way, you pioneered this shit. Credit where it's due.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

MMIX

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October 22, 2016, 09:26:02 AM
Quote from: Ziegejunge on October 21, 2016, 09:40:11 PM
I'm down for sainting Mr. Tingle. I dream of a utopia where we can all be Little Richard.

Many, many small dicks ITT
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Suu

#11
October 25, 2016, 02:57:42 AM
There's no point in sainting a god.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#12
October 25, 2016, 12:34:41 PM
Quote from: SuuCal on October 25, 2016, 02:57:42 AM
There's no point in sainting a god.

There's no point in popeing a Pope either, but I'm sure as fuck up for that.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
October 25, 2016, 05:26:43 PM
I already mentioned this on Facebook, but I couldn't help noticing that the author of that article frames the story of Chuck Tingle as if being autistic and schizophrenic and sincerely wanting to share a positive message about love is literally mutually exclusive with being a shrewd drily sarcastic hilarious performance art troll mastermind.

I do not think these things are mutually exclusive.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
October 25, 2016, 05:28:49 PM
Perhaps he imagines that all autistic people are child-like and unable to perform the complex cognitive tasks required to pull a jake, like Rain Man.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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