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Re: Somehow, not the future I saw coming.
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2016, 10:42:08 am »
When do the police replace drug dogs with potted plants?

When do schools begin bringing plants into the hallways and classrooms that can smell both drugs and gunpowder?

When do they start making bombs that trigger when an attached plant detects a specific persons unique body odor?

When will we see public restrooms with plants that detect the odor of poo and trigger release of aerosol deodorant or perfume?

How about smoke detectors that you have to remember to water instead of changing the battery.

Or maybe eventually medical diagnostic houseplants, simply urinate into the pot and the assortment of plants detects a variety of potential issues and the result is printed to the small LCD display on the side of the pot.

This could have a damn lot of uses.
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Re: Somehow, not the future I saw coming.
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2016, 03:15:41 pm »
Oh yeah I definitely want all plant life to be weaponized by the powers that be


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Re: Somehow, not the future I saw coming.
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2016, 03:16:18 pm »
What's wrong with that planet is that I can still trust a tree to have my back


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Re: Somehow, not the future I saw coming.
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2016, 02:22:48 am »
 :eek: :aaa: That's fucking boss.

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Re: Somehow, not the future I saw coming.
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2016, 08:55:42 am »
I wonder if the spinach is edible? Article didn't mention one way or another.

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