WHERE'S YOUR GODWIN, NOW?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of you still being interested in me.

Wow, this must be the only female attention you draw, huh? Because you really can't get past the fact that I, specifically, among myriad other people, continue to comment on active threads on a webforum. You've been inordinately fixated on me and my femaleness ever since I pointed out that your clitoris analogy was fucking stupid.

[Junkenstein]

Negative attention is still attention, right?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Negative attention is still attention, right?

It is when you're basically Dave Coulier with less talent.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Negative attention is still attention, right?

It is when you're basically Dave Coulier with less talent.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Reminds me a bit of DK, with the condescension thing

A forum full of condescending people accusing condescending people of being condescending?

If each of us leans back hard enough, perhaps we can all look down on each other.

Go on, gimme an example where I condescended on you. I double dog dare you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of you still being interested in me.

You are interesting in the manner that a crazy homeless person pleading with the sky for more meth is interesting.

You came in here, dropped your pants, and started concern trolling.

What the fuck did you expect was going to happen?

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

Reminds me a bit of DK, with the condescension thing

A forum full of condescending people accusing condescending people of being condescending?

If each of us leans back hard enough, perhaps we can all look down on each other.

Go on, gimme an example where I condescended on you. I double dog dare you.

Heh. Your condescension was the nicest of all the condescension.



I almost typed "condensation".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Negative attention is still attention, right?

It is when you're basically Dave Coulier with less talent.

Well-played.
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[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

Because you really can't get past the fact that I, specifically, among myriad other people, continue to comment on active threads on a webforum.

You keep bouncing back and forth between commenting with something worthwhile to contribute and attempting to form a cabal against me. While I've had you (and about five others) blocked, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to take a look at a few threads. The number of times you've gone out of your way to needlessly speculate about me or talk trash about me is well above anyone else's score at this point.

I'd say anyone expressing that level of commitment has a boner for me, male or female.

Trust me, it's unwanted attention, but it's still attention. If you're going to keep giving it, I'm going to keep blasting you right back in the ass.

I gave you and the others the opportunity to end it by offering a sincere apology. The only person who had any sense to respond to that with an adult attitude was Faust. It's no coincidence that he's also one of the few around here of whom I am as of yet unable to speak ill.

You've been inordinately fixated on me and my femaleness ever since I pointed out that your clitoris analogy was fucking stupid.

You drew attention to your sex as a knee-jerk response to a relatively benign simile. I told you that I really did not care, as it had nothing to do with the topic. Of course, now that you've revealed it as a particularly vulnerable point of attack, it's become part of my arsenal. The more you talk about me behind my back, the more I assume you must want something from me.

If you're enjoying the flame war, then by all means, let's continue this nonsense. I found it frustrating at first, but now it's starting to grow on me. Still, I'd rather forget the whole thing and get back to actual, productive discussion.

[Freeky]

Do you really think this is a flame war?  Gosh.  You must be coming from some really tame forums.  This is just a normal reaction to ass biscuitry, for us.

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

This is just a normal reaction to ass biscuitry, for us.

Urban Dictionary: Ass Biscuit

Pot, meet the kettle. What do you have to say to the kettle, pot?

Don't say anything, because it might upset someone, it might offend someone, it might make people you respect view you with scorn, it might hurt someone else.

Don't explain, because it doesn't matter anyway, it won't be listened to, it's just an excuse, it'll be seen to be a lie, it'll be taken out of context, it'll open unhealed wounds, it'll make things harder, it wasn't asked for.

Don't make eye contact, because they'll think you like them, think you hate them, think you're challenging them, think you want to fight, think you want to talk, think you have the energy to deal.

Don't react, because it'll start a fight, give them power, appear you were eavesdropping, be offensive, start a conversation, be shameful, make you look strange.

Don't speak, because nobody cares, nobody asked, it's you ignoring them, you aren't an expert, you don't have the energy, don't have the will, don't feel welcome anyway.

Sounds like good advice: for newcomers to the forum.

My advice? Take more pills.

[Freeky]

So you're telling someone who has a history of self-harm and suicidal ideation to kill themselves?  Classy!

[Freeky]

Also, Post Necromancy and Go Kill Yourself: Top Bunch of Signs Someone Had Their Fee-Fees Hurt.
(The article just has all your posts in it.)

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

So you're telling someone who has a history of self-harm and suicidal ideation to kill themselves?  Classy!

Oh, I'm sorry, did I step outside the boundaries of good taste? Or did you not actually want a flame war? Perhaps I should be more tame?

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

Also, Post Necromancy and Go Kill Yourself: Top Bunch of Signs Someone Had Their Fee-Fees Hurt.
(The article just has all your posts in it.)