Author Topic: Elijah Cummings has died.  (Read 56 times)

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Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Elijah Cummings has died.
« Reply #1 on: Yesterday at 05:53:07 pm »
As if thins weren't already bad enough

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Re: Elijah Cummings has died.
« Reply #2 on: Yesterday at 06:28:07 pm »
As if thins weren't already bad enough

The lady that is taking over his committee is a veteran congressman, but she doesn't have the same oratory skills and moral authority.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.