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General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Junkenstein

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2018, 08:27:50 PM
AND YA DON'T STOP ROCKIN'

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/sessions-hits-back-at-trump-doj-wont-be-improperly-influenced/ar-BBMlyue?ocid=spartanntp

Sessions squealing is fucking hysterical. It's going to be great to watch the cognitive dissonance over the next few months as people start convincing themselves that they've spoken up and tried to stop a whole heap of crazy shit. It's taken close to 2 years of public kickings for him to find his spine so who knows how crazy he might get with it now?


In other news, Rudy  releasing 3 papers "Crime is theft" , "Crime is Liberty" and "Crime is impossible" for the forthcoming Proudhon defence strategy.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Junkenstein on August 23, 2018, 10:52:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2018, 08:27:50 PM
AND YA DON'T STOP ROCKIN'

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/sessions-hits-back-at-trump-doj-wont-be-improperly-influenced/ar-BBMlyue?ocid=spartanntp

Sessions squealing is fucking hysterical. It's going to be great to watch the cognitive dissonance over the next few months as people start convincing themselves that they've spoken up and tried to stop a whole heap of crazy shit. It's taken close to 2 years of public kickings for him to find his spine so who knows how crazy he might get with it now?


In other news, Rudy  releasing 3 papers "Crime is theft" , "Crime is Liberty" and "Crime is impossible" for the forthcoming Proudhon defence strategy.


If I were Trump, I would never sleep again.  Muppets are after him.  Angry little muppets.
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

Angry muppets and clockwork elves.

I'm just waiting for the punchline, really.

I'm guessing an end similar to Oswald at the hands of someone he dicked over in the 80's. Because if this goes far enough, everyone will just look very silly indeed and that shall not be tolerated. A quick messy end with a bunch of "Ah, we'll never really know now" sounds like the tidiest outcome that would suit most interests.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2018, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 23, 2018, 10:52:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2018, 08:27:50 PM
AND YA DON'T STOP ROCKIN'

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/sessions-hits-back-at-trump-doj-wont-be-improperly-influenced/ar-BBMlyue?ocid=spartanntp

Sessions squealing is fucking hysterical. It's going to be great to watch the cognitive dissonance over the next few months as people start convincing themselves that they've spoken up and tried to stop a whole heap of crazy shit. It's taken close to 2 years of public kickings for him to find his spine so who knows how crazy he might get with it now?


In other news, Rudy  releasing 3 papers "Crime is theft" , "Crime is Liberty" and "Crime is impossible" for the forthcoming Proudhon defence strategy.


If I were Trump, I would never sleep again.  Muppets are after him.  Angry little muppets.

Jr and Eric are chasing him too?!

Cain

Incidentally, you want someone to blame for Trump going paranoid over the "deep state"?  Try Israeli black ops and intelligence firm, Black Cube

https://twitter.com/ColinKahl/status/1032758896367042560

"A memo circulating in the Trump NSC in early 2017 alleging a vast conspiracy of former Obama officials may be linked to efforts by the Israeli firm Black Cube to target me, @brhodes, & our families"

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

I always assumed the deep state was just the latest version of illuminati/freemasons/reptiles/aliens-run-the government
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Bruno

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on August 24, 2018, 07:09:33 AM
I always assumed the deep state was just the latest version of illuminati/freemasons/reptiles/aliens-run-the government

It always just sounded like "Checks + Balances = Fascism" to me.
Formerly something else...

Faust

Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2018, 12:42:27 AM
Incidentally, you want someone to blame for Trump going paranoid over the "deep state"?  Try Israeli black ops and intelligence firm, Black Cube

https://twitter.com/ColinKahl/status/1032758896367042560

"A memo circulating in the Trump NSC in early 2017 alleging a vast conspiracy of former Obama officials may be linked to efforts by the Israeli firm Black Cube to target me, @brhodes, & our families"

He wont have completed his mosaic of terrible human qualities until he gives a speech highlighting the dangers of "The Jewish Conspiracy"
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Bruno

Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Quote from: Emo Howard on August 24, 2018, 08:58:39 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on August 24, 2018, 07:09:33 AM
I always assumed the deep state was just the latest version of illuminati/freemasons/reptiles/aliens-run-the government

It always just sounded like "Checks + Balances = Fascism" to me.

I don;t think there's that much deliberately manipulative thought put into it. I think it's more a tinfoil hat thing.
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

LMNO

Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2018, 11:33:05 PM
I question this legal strategy where you admit to doing illegal things, but then loudly assert it was not illegal.

It may fool the rubes, but it's going to collapse like a house of cards in any court.

Isn't the most recent SCOTUS pick known for claiming the president can't be charged with a crime?

Cain

Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2018, 11:33:05 PM
I question this legal strategy where you admit to doing illegal things, but then loudly assert it was not illegal.

It may fool the rubes, but it's going to collapse like a house of cards in any court.

Isn't the most recent SCOTUS pick known for claiming the president can't be charged with a crime?

He is.  But there's nothing to say a President can be charged once he steps down from office.

And to be honest, I find that reading of the law pretty questionable.  The argument is that such immunity is implicit in the Constitution....ie; it's not actually written anywhere.  If the Constitutional framers had wanted such an immunity to exist, they would have said it explicitly, I am sure.