General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Faust]

Well, I guess that's one good thing of trump, racists feel more emboldened to do say shit like this and they can be wack-a-mole'd out of different areas.
However, I suspect some apologist will come out now defending him, and he will have a new job in the whitehouse by next week... new chief of staff found

[LMNO]

Nah, it'll be like the cops, or the Catholic church.  He'll move to a new town, get the same kind of job.

[Doktor Howl]

What's the over/under on Trump declaring a national emergency tonight?

[Cain]

2/1 IMO

[Doktor Howl]

Well, that speech was everything I expected and less.

[Trivial]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qw7uAkCag7FPX6qI9pBAAzi1a4sgyD3k5xvleIOwL-s/edit#gid=0

Useful spreadsheet.  Government positions under Trump.  Time spent also in units of Mooches.

[Cain]

Only seen people's responses so far, but sounds pretty pathetic.

[Doktor Howl]

Only seen people's responses so far, but sounds pretty pathetic.

It was basically him reading his tweets really slowly for 7 minutes.

[Doktor Howl]

WaPo felt the need today to run some piece of garbage from Marc Thiessen on why Trump was the mostest presidential president ever ever ebbbburrr last night.

[Doktor Howl]

Also this is apparently now a thing.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/house-dems-to-subpoena-donald-trump-jr-first-in-russia-probe/ar-BBS0YiH?ocid=spartanntp

[Doktor Howl]

And then to make everything better. 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-jr-suggests-border-wall-is-like-a-zoo-fence/ar-BBS11kq?ocid=spartanntp

[Doktor Howl]

This whole Pelosi & Schumer growing a spine thing is nerve-wracking.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-walks-out-of-border-security-meeting-after-pelosi-rejects-wall-pitch/ar-BBS2bNO?ocid=spartanntp

[chaotic neutral observer]

"Can we build a wall high enough around this country so as to keep out these cheaper races; or will it be a feeble dam, leaving it to our descendants to abandon the country to blacks, browns, and yellows?"
    --Charles Davenport (1866-1944), American eugenicist


"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
    --H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)

[The Wizard Joseph]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kushner-reaches-congress-shutdown-daca-wall-gains-steam-150857865.html

I want to vomit. 

If I understand this correctly they're basically leveraging the well-being of families and children to get that goddamn funding.

[Cain]

"Can we build a wall high enough around this country so as to keep out these cheaper races; or will it be a feeble dam, leaving it to our descendants to abandon the country to blacks, browns, and yellows?"
    --Charles Davenport (1866-1944), American eugenicist


"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
    --H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)

"Never ever give up.  Don't give up. Don't allow it to happen. If there's a concrete wall in front of you, go through it, go over it, go around it.  But get to the other side of that wall."

- Donald Trump, 2004