General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

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I can't think of anything that could go wrong with a radioactive hurricane.

The current apocalypse scenarios were rather dull. Climate change? A yawn. Iran/Pakistan? Too complicated with difficult names.

However, throw a few nukes at anything and it becomes much more entertaining. Just wait until this is proposed to deal with tsunamis. Or flooding.


Or Mexico.

We can always use nuclear winter to offset the global warming so there's nothing to worry about.

Well, we do have a problem with overpopulation and too much heat down here... how bad could a little bit of nuclear winter really be?

Sufficiently cold nuclear winter might even make the people evaporated from the blasts become solid again.

[Doktor Howl]

I can't think of anything that could go wrong with a radioactive hurricane.

The current apocalypse scenarios were rather dull. Climate change? A yawn. Iran/Pakistan? Too complicated with difficult names.

However, throw a few nukes at anything and it becomes much more entertaining. Just wait until this is proposed to deal with tsunamis. Or flooding.


Or Mexico.

We can always use nuclear winter to offset the global warming so there's nothing to worry about.

Well, we do have a problem with overpopulation and too much heat down here... how bad could a little bit of nuclear winter really be?

It's going to get very cold without nukes.

Save them for the Galactic Space Federation assholes.  Fuckin' space hippies. 

[Pergamos]

https://www.apnews.com/6482bb8522ef427c8dba0d117327f1b2

Annnnnd then the East coast fisheries are fucked.

That seems like it could be good for Lobster populations.

[Junkenstien]

I can't think of anything that could go wrong with a radioactive hurricane.

The current apocalypse scenarios were rather dull. Climate change? A yawn. Iran/Pakistan? Too complicated with difficult names.

However, throw a few nukes at anything and it becomes much more entertaining. Just wait until this is proposed to deal with tsunamis. Or flooding.


Or Mexico.

We can always use nuclear winter to offset the global warming so there's nothing to worry about.

Well, we do have a problem with overpopulation and too much heat down here... how bad could a little bit of nuclear winter really be?

It's going to get very cold without nukes.

Save them for the Galactic Space Federation assholes.  Fuckin' space hippies. 

Not nearly serious enough about a good time here.

The obvious path to maximum fun would be to join. Then bitch about it for a decade or so.

You see where I'm going here, it's a brexit joke and I can't really be fucked to write a good one.

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.apnews.com/6482bb8522ef427c8dba0d117327f1b2

Annnnnd then the East coast fisheries are fucked.

That seems like it could be good for Lobster populations.

The lobster populations are fine.  You can't use catch-all nets on them.

[Doktor Howl]

I can't think of anything that could go wrong with a radioactive hurricane.

The current apocalypse scenarios were rather dull. Climate change? A yawn. Iran/Pakistan? Too complicated with difficult names.

However, throw a few nukes at anything and it becomes much more entertaining. Just wait until this is proposed to deal with tsunamis. Or flooding.


Or Mexico.

We can always use nuclear winter to offset the global warming so there's nothing to worry about.

Well, we do have a problem with overpopulation and too much heat down here... how bad could a little bit of nuclear winter really be?

It's going to get very cold without nukes.

Save them for the Galactic Space Federation assholes.  Fuckin' space hippies. 

Not nearly serious enough about a good time here.

The obvious path to maximum fun would be to join. Then bitch about it for a decade or so.

You see where I'm going here, it's a brexit joke and I can't really be fucked to write a good one.

That would require allowing Boris Johnson to write again, and I don't think it's worth it.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

https://www.apnews.com/6482bb8522ef427c8dba0d117327f1b2

Annnnnd then the East coast fisheries are fucked.

I'm surprised that there hasn't been a lot more stuff like this. Between tariffs on our side raising prices and tariffs on China's side reducing business we should already be in a recession

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.apnews.com/6482bb8522ef427c8dba0d117327f1b2

Annnnnd then the East coast fisheries are fucked.

I'm surprised that there hasn't been a lot more stuff like this. Between tariffs on our side raising prices and tariffs on China's side reducing business we should already be in a recession

There has been.  Our entire farming industry is in the shitter, and aluminum is expensive as hell.  Have you not been paying attention?

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Its PDS, so the answer is no.

Meanwhile, I have one eye on stocks and one eye on housing, and my eyes actually fucking function, so I'm seeing it in real time. It's mindblowing that the news isn't screaming about it yet.

[Doktor Howl]

Its PDS, so the answer is no.

Meanwhile, I have one eye on stocks and one eye on housing, and my eyes actually fucking function, so I'm seeing it in real time. It's mindblowing that the news isn't screaming about it yet.

I was hollering about this in 2006, for the same reason.  Nobody listened then, either.

[Doktor Howl]

I mean, loads of people HERE listened, but most of them were paying attention themselves ANYWAY.

[altered]

Oh, goodie, so we have two years of continual decline to look forward to until the media catches up with everyone else. Because that recession "officially" didn't start until 2008, you see.

[Doktor Howl]

Kanye West being tone deaf some more.

https://apnews.com/131ea718c5bc457da1e0fdcb4a27db2e

[Juana]

President Trump Tweets Sensitive Surveillance Image of Iran

https://www.npr.org/2019/08/30/755994591/president-trump-tweets-sensitive-surveillance-image-of-iran?

President Trump has tweeted what experts say is almost certainly an image from a classified satellite or drone, showing the aftermath of an accident at an Iranian space facility.

"The United States of America was not involved in the catastrophic accident during final launch preparations for the Safir [Space Launch Vehicle] Launch at Semnan Launch Site One in Iran," the president said in a tweet that accompanied the image on Friday. "I wish Iran best wishes and good luck in determining what happened at Site One."

 

[Doktor Howl]

President Trump Tweets Sensitive Surveillance Image of Iran

https://www.npr.org/2019/08/30/755994591/president-trump-tweets-sensitive-surveillance-image-of-iran?

President Trump has tweeted what experts say is almost certainly an image from a classified satellite or drone, showing the aftermath of an accident at an Iranian space facility.

"The United States of America was not involved in the catastrophic accident during final launch preparations for the Safir [Space Launch Vehicle] Launch at Semnan Launch Site One in Iran," the president said in a tweet that accompanied the image on Friday. "I wish Iran best wishes and good luck in determining what happened at Site One."

 

What's really funny is that it is perfectly legal for him to do so.