General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[chaotic neutral observer]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/trump-north-carolina-voting-1.5710497

Vote early, vote often.

But just to test the system.  It's not actually fraud if you don't get away with it, right?

[Doktor Howl]

LAW AND ORDER!

https://apnews.com/5d306f8176972692ce700b569b01cd73

[chaotic neutral observer]

It seems the New York Times got its hands on Trump's income tax returns.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/27/new-york-times-publishes-donald-trumps-tax-returns-election

[Doktor Howl]

It seems the New York Times got its hands on Trump's income tax returns.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/27/new-york-times-publishes-donald-trumps-tax-returns-election

Yeah, it's a fuckin' festival.   

[Faust]

So the taxes show he was either committing fraud to investors while making a huge loss. Or committing fraud on his tax exemptions while making a profit.
Either way, anywhere else this should destroy his support, but the Kleptocracy worships a crook, wouldn't be surprised if his support goes up over this

[The Johnny]

FAKE NEWS! Nobody pays more taxes than him, in fact, hes the best at paying taxes and invented taxes, and is the leading world expert of the taxes.

[Cain]

Biden is gonna hammer him over the fact a guy on minimum wage is paying more taxes than him, I hope.

Also employing your own executives as consultants and using that expense as a tax write-off is, to my knowledge, hella illegal. That the executive in question is your own daughter is just the cherry on top of the cake.

[LMNO]

Hillary tried to go after Trump and taxes.  He said "that makes me smart," and people believed him.

[Cain]

Yeah, but now there's actual evidence to push back with, which makes a significant difference. It can be framed as not "I'm a smart guy screwing the system" as "I'm a crook who keeps boasting about my billions and verifiably pays less tax than you, some slob breaking your back for 50 hours a week at a job you hate".

[Faust]

Yeah his image of the self made business man who tells it like it is*, is now just The Mooch With The Mouth





*I have seen "Tells it like it is used as  defense for him several times in regards to the media, I hate it

[Cain]

Yes, he can't say "good morning" without lying twice, but he's just a straight-talking no-nonsense businessman.

[Doktor Howl]

The Road to Fascism is Lined With People Telling You To Stop Over-reacting.

[Doktor Howl]

Hillary tried to go after Trump and taxes.  He said "that makes me smart," and people believed him.

Biden isn't Hillary.

[Cain]

I am up and preparing to watch the debate tonight. I have 2 bottles of whiskey and a superfast internet connection. Lets do this.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I am up and preparing to watch the debate tonight. I have 2 bottles of whiskey and a superfast internet connection. Lets do this.