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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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Salty

That makes sense. I somehow doubt a capable and well-grounded spy would blab about internal IC matters on twitter.

And anyway, there's something off about spies who go around saying, "LOOK, I AM/WAS A SPY. NBD." Seems like a poor practice for clandestine work.

Or do spies do that all the time?
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Cain

Most spies also don't send dick picks which get posted all over social media.  Schindler is...special.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2017, 12:16:35 AM
Most spies also don't send dick picks which get posted all over social media.  Schindler is...special.

All the great spies of yore were fantastic perverts.  I am glad to see the tradition continue.
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Cain

Why couldn't he just get his jollies watching great apes have sex, like Maxwell Knight?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2017, 06:10:32 AM
Why couldn't he just get his jollies watching great apes have sex, like Maxwell Knight?

I am opposed to dictating perversions.  I know I don't want anyone telling ME how to get my monkey on.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2017, 12:16:35 AM
Most spies also don't send dick picks which get posted all over social media.

Does anybody else wish that something like this would come up in the next James Bond movie?
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MMIX

Today the mother of parliaments debated a petition from one and a half million British subjects who want to stop the orange ranger from being offered a state visit, because it will be a horrible embarrassment to her majesty. While the House was debating this some news broke which should make a difference to how the question is viewed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-39032062
QuoteMuslim teacher 'denied entry to US' on school trip From the section South West Wales

There was also a little baby petition with very very small hands signed by 300,000 people who want Rump to come. I would like to think that they want an opportunity to heckle and boo him but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

Also This happened on the 16th; I mean haven't the US courts nixed this shit temporarily? FFS America, a British teacher? WTF?
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Junkenstein

"Teaching while brown" would be my guess.

Idiot is picking up some cracking supporters too:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-39027611

QuotePresident Donald Trump Idiot should be given a chance to prove himself, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe says.
He went on to express his support for Mr Trump's America-first policy, saying "America for Americans" and "Zimbabwe for Zimbabweans".

QuotePresident Mugabe, Africa's oldest head of state, also repeated that he is not ready to step down from power.
"The majority of the people feel that there is no replacement, successor who to them is acceptable, as acceptable as I am," he told state media.
His Zanu-PF party has endorsed Mr Mugabe as its candidate in elections due next year.
Last week, first lady Grace Mugabe said if the party were to field his corpse, he would still win.

Here's hoping they put that to the test.
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MMIX

Quote from: Junkenstein on February 21, 2017, 01:43:40 PM

QuotePresident Donald Trump Idiot should be given a chance to prove himself, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe says.
He went on to express his support for Mr Trump's America-first policy, saying "America for WHITE  Americans" and "Zimbabwe for BLACK Zimbabweans".

ftfy
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: MMIX on February 20, 2017, 09:12:33 PM
Today the mother of parliaments debated a petition from one and a half million British subjects who want to stop the orange ranger from being offered a state visit, because it will be a horrible embarrassment to her majesty. While the House was debating this some news broke which should make a difference to how the question is viewed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-39032062
QuoteMuslim teacher 'denied entry to US' on school trip From the section South West Wales

There was also a little baby petition with very very small hands signed by 300,000 people who want Rump to come. I would like to think that they want an opportunity to heckle and boo him but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

Also This happened on the 16th; I mean haven't the US courts nixed this shit temporarily? FFS America, a British teacher? WTF?

I can see how the president might view anybody capable of imparting knowledge as a direct threat

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Cain

He was carrying illegal algebra on him.  Which is doubly bad because algebra is Arabic in the first place.  You can tell because it has "al" in front of it.  "Al"gebra, "al"cohol, "Al" Capone...all Muslim, all dangerous.

Cain

More seriously, I'm surprised by Trump's new National Security Advisor choice.  Not least because, despite the creeping militarisation of the Trump cabinet (note how many non-military NSA's Trump has proposed? None) he actually seems competent.  He's also known for not mincing his words with people above him in the chain of command and challenging conventional thinking.  Basically, unless he's also some complete nut on China or Muslims or something, he's exactly the kind of person I could see bumping heads with Trump constantly.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2017, 03:01:14 PM
More seriously, I'm surprised by Trump's new National Security Advisor choice.  Not least because, despite the creeping militarisation of the Trump cabinet (note how many non-military NSA's Trump has proposed? None) he actually seems competent.  He's also known for not mincing his words with people above him in the chain of command and challenging conventional thinking.  Basically, unless he's also some complete nut on China or Muslims or something, he's exactly the kind of person I could see bumping heads with Trump constantly.

I always figured the finale of this act was a tossup between an open topped limo ride through Dallas or a military coup. Looks like the scriptwriters are keeping their options open.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 21, 2017, 02:44:18 PM
Quote from: MMIX on February 20, 2017, 09:12:33 PM
Today the mother of parliaments debated a petition from one and a half million British subjects who want to stop the orange ranger from being offered a state visit, because it will be a horrible embarrassment to her majesty. While the House was debating this some news broke which should make a difference to how the question is viewed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-39032062
QuoteMuslim teacher 'denied entry to US' on school trip From the section South West Wales

There was also a little baby petition with very very small hands signed by 300,000 people who want Rump to come. I would like to think that they want an opportunity to heckle and boo him but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

Also This happened on the 16th; I mean haven't the US courts nixed this shit temporarily? FFS America, a British teacher? WTF?

I can see how the president might view anybody capable of imparting knowledge as a direct threat

More details, if that's what you can call them:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-39037385

QuoteMuslim teacher denied entry to the United States while on a school trip said he has still not been told why.
Juhel Miah, 25, told BBC Wales: "All I want is a reason, I want to know why they kicked me off the flight."

I'm sticking with "teaching while brown" until a better answer appears.

This is interesting though:

QuoteIn the letter, Mr Jones says he understands Mr Miah was "escorted from the aircraft by US Homeland Security personnel".

So the US is pulling this shit preemptively in nations where they have no jurisdiction. Think about that for a minute. Not turned away when arriving at US immigration, this shit went down in iceland. It's a pretty small step from this to just arbitrarily restricting movement of people between non US countries, because fuck you.

No official statement from anyone yet which I would suggest means that one is not going to be forthcoming anytime soon, if ever. If there was a clear cut and simple reason like "his brother is a known terrorist" it would have been shouted from the rooftops by now.

I'll give you 3/1 odds on a disparaging statement made about idiot/the US made on social media for the reason for removal.

1/1 still on "teaching while not white".
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Junkenstein

http://money.cnn.com/2017/02/20/technology/trump-websites/index.html

QuoteBefore he reached the White House, Trump's company had laid claim to at least 3,643 website domains, according to internet records gathered by CNNMoney.

QuoteFor example, he bought TrumpNetwork.com in 2007 in preparation to launch a multi-level marketing company, in the style of Amway and Herbalife. This is a controversial type of business that offers people the promise of self-employment and high salary as long as they recruit others -- who in turn must find even more recruits.
MLMs, as they're called, are often accused of being pyramid schemes. Trump saw that coming.
In the months before he launched Trump Network in 2009, he acquired TrumpMultiLevelMarketing.com, TrumpNetworkFraud.com, TrumpNetworkPyramidScheme.com, TrumpNetworkPonziScheme.com and 15 similar iterations. He sold the business in 2012.
"Whoever bought those domains was already thinking those allegations might be raised. Most reputable organizations do not go out and buy these kinds of websites. Most companies are not going to engage in activities that would cause this kind of blowback," said Bruce Rubin, senior counselor at rbb Communications in Miami who is one of the top crisis public relations experts in the country.
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