General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[LMNO]

Well I got that one wrong

http://abcnews.go.com/US/man-accused-making-threats-jewish-community-centers-arrested/story?id=45884069

The arrested man is a former Intercept journalist who was let go after making up sources and quotes for his stories. He was apparently trying to implicate his ex-girlfriend in making the bomb threats.

Wait, all of them?

[Cain]

No, 8 of them so far.  There may be more charges coming...but I personally think he decided to copycat the original bomb threats as part of his vendetta. We'll see.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well I got that one wrong

http://abcnews.go.com/US/man-accused-making-threats-jewish-community-centers-arrested/story?id=45884069

The arrested man is a former Intercept journalist who was let go after making up sources and quotes for his stories. He was apparently trying to implicate his ex-girlfriend in making the bomb threats.

Well, that's a bit of a surprise.

[Cain]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

So then Pence, who is absolutely incapable of leadership.

[Junkenstein]

Shrill and hysterical you say?
Try:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFSERNfT6N8

Excellent concept, perfect execution.

[Cain]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

So then Pence, who is absolutely incapable of leadership.

Yes.  It doesn't seem like Pence is "in the loop" on Russia, given how Flynn and Trump gave him the runaround.  I could be wrong, but that's the impression I get.

But then if Pence goes, it's Ryan, so I'm not seeing any good options here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

I am, at times, not sure if he realizes that Obama is no longer President.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

So then Pence, who is absolutely incapable of leadership.

Yes.  It doesn't seem like Pence is "in the loop" on Russia, given how Flynn and Trump gave him the runaround.  I could be wrong, but that's the impression I get.

But then if Pence goes, it's Ryan, so I'm not seeing any good options here.

At this point, I would be pretty OK with anyone who is an actual politician with an actual policy or law background and some experience in governance. People who understand what laws are, and have an inkling of how foreign policy works.

ANYONE who is not totally insane would make me feel, at the very least, less like the US is being pushed rapidly into total destabilization.

I mean, a re-org might not be economically catastrophic, but let's be real, it probably would be. Trump is pushing us toward a re-org.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

So then Pence, who is absolutely incapable of leadership.

Yes.  It doesn't seem like Pence is "in the loop" on Russia, given how Flynn and Trump gave him the runaround.  I could be wrong, but that's the impression I get.

But then if Pence goes, it's Ryan, so I'm not seeing any good options here.

Only if they don't have time to appoint another VP.  But Ryan would be kingmaker, so...

[Cain]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

I am, at times, not sure if he realizes that Obama is no longer President.

Oh, the conspiracy crowd have been working this thing, ever since Obama left office.  The "theory" is "Obama's Shadow Government", that Obama has somehow taken over the bureaucracy of the USA and is secretly directing a campaign of links and disinformation against Trump.  Obama is also coordinating all the protests against Trump.  And he has a secret command bunker in Washington DC (?).  Naturally, this is all paid for by (((Soros))).  It's a thing they've been going on about since basically January 21st.

[Cain]

Of course, this also all could've been some wierd attempt to try and see what the Justice Department has on him so far.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

So then Pence, who is absolutely incapable of leadership.

Yes.  It doesn't seem like Pence is "in the loop" on Russia, given how Flynn and Trump gave him the runaround.  I could be wrong, but that's the impression I get.

But then if Pence goes, it's Ryan, so I'm not seeing any good options here.

At this point, I would be pretty OK with anyone who is an actual politician with an actual policy or law background and some experience in governance. People who understand what laws are, and have an inkling of how foreign policy works.

ANYONE who is not totally insane would make me feel, at the very least, less like the US is being pushed rapidly into total destabilization.

I agree.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

I am, at times, not sure if he realizes that Obama is no longer President.

Oh, the conspiracy crowd have been working this thing, ever since Obama left office.  The "theory" is "Obama's Shadow Government", that Obama has somehow taken over the bureaucracy of the USA and is secretly directing a campaign of links and disinformation against Trump.  Obama is also coordinating all the protests against Trump.  And he has a secret command bunker in Washington DC (?).  Naturally, this is all paid for by (((Soros))).  It's a thing they've been going on about since basically January 21st.

So basically Obama is Illuminati?

What a convenient (and completely insane) way to resolve the cognitive dissonance of Trump's complete incompetence!

[The Wizard Joseph]

Trump seems to think that the President can order wiretaps, and that Obama ordered wiretaps on him.  Of course, Comey did in fact obtain a court order allowing surveillance on Trump's communications, but last I checked, Comey is not Obama.

Not only that, his tone is increasingly shrill and hysterical.  At this point, I think it's 50/50 whether a special prosecutor gets him or a heart attack does.

I am, at times, not sure if he realizes that Obama is no longer President.

Oh, the conspiracy crowd have been working this thing, ever since Obama left office.  The "theory" is "Obama's Shadow Government", that Obama has somehow taken over the bureaucracy of the USA and is secretly directing a campaign of links and disinformation against Trump.  Obama is also coordinating all the protests against Trump.  And he has a secret command bunker in Washington DC (?).  Naturally, this is all paid for by (((Soros))).  It's a thing they've been going on about since basically January 21st.

So basically Obama is Illuminati?

What a convenient (and completely insane) way to resolve the cognitive dissonance of Trump's complete incompetence!

Ask some of them and Obama is The Antichrist, clone-son of Akhenaten, and/or the reptilian king. All this while also being a Kenyan Muslim.

Fuck I even saw some shit about "moloch vs kek" running around youtube. The absurdity of this shit is crowned by what folks seem to believe about their "God-emperor Trump" as some kind of saviour... It's too early for this shit.