General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/fake-news-donald-trump-supporters-gullible-believe-anything-barack-obama-paedophile-hillary-clinton-a7623441.html

[Bruno]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/fake-news-donald-trump-supporters-gullible-believe-anything-barack-obama-paedophile-hillary-clinton-a7623441.html

Yeah, I know those people. I grew up surrounded by them. They are proudly ignorant, and blindly and toadyingly authoritarian as long as they perceive the authority as one of their own kind.  Thanks to the magic of Facedook, I'm still connected with some of them and witness their mental processes.

Just a few days ago, I saw where one of them had replied to someone "I thaut russia was are frien?", which, while still painfully ignorant, showed a glimmer of hope that he might actually be willing to consider the possibility that Russia is not, in fact, "are frien".

[Bruno]

Also, their posts bounce back and forth between sexually explicit, and shit about Jesus.

[Cain]

Kellyanne Conway has had to confirm that she did not mean she thought the Trump administration were being surveilled through microwaves that turn into cameras by Obama.

What a time to be alive.

[Junkenstein]

Kellyanne Conway has had to confirm that she did not mean she thought the Trump administration were being surveilled through microwaves that turn into cameras by Obama.

What a time to be alive.

Before you laugh too quickly, I remind you it's only March. Just imagine the full blown insanity that you'll be enjoying after a couple of years of this shit. I'm actually expecting a statement on the reptoid menace any day now.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Kellyanne Conway has had to confirm that she did not mean she thought the Trump administration were being surveilled through microwaves that turn into cameras by Obama.

What a time to be alive.

Before you laugh too quickly, I remind you it's only March. Just imagine the full blown insanity that you'll be enjoying after a couple of years of this shit. I'm actually expecting a statement on the reptoid menace any day now.

While youtube surfing I came upon a vid that had "Trump to release DARPA technology" or something in the title. I didn't want to watch it because I can only deal with just so much at a time, but the theme of The Donald as revelator and something of a techno-messiah seems strong.


Why I even heard once that he was a "Kantian and going to complete German Idealism". Gosh that sure sounds nifty.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Here's the Jonestown version from an alt-outlet. This was recorded within a week or so of the inaugural things. The DARPA bit comes in around 18min, but if you can stomach it I suggest watching the whole thing for a sense of how twist this is actually getting and to see some of the roots of the current narrative.

To quote St. A.J. "You can't make this stuff up people!!!!!"

DARPA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[Cain]

Kellyanne Conway has had to confirm that she did not mean she thought the Trump administration were being surveilled through microwaves that turn into cameras by Obama.

What a time to be alive.

Before you laugh too quickly, I remind you it's only March. Just imagine the full blown insanity that you'll be enjoying after a couple of years of this shit. I'm actually expecting a statement on the reptoid menace any day now.

Trump, according to Stone, wasn't difficult to persuade. The president-elect is "an inveterate watcher of television. He has watched Infowars, Stone says. "They hit it off."

Jones told Icke that while he doesn't yet buy this theory, he suspects it is right and that it doesn't matter either way since, whether or not they are space lizards, the shadowy figures who are running the world have the same nefarious, anti-human end game.

Also obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPs3EeRyL9Y

[Faust]

If the universe was in fact a simulation, there would be some subtle tells, where the narrative breaks down, when the simulation ran into resource bottlenecks.

[Cain]

If the AI is tied to FPS, as it is with many modern games, we would see many NPCs acting strangely and out of sync with events around them when they hit those resource bottlenecks.

[Junkenstein]

Kellyanne Conway has had to confirm that she did not mean she thought the Trump administration were being surveilled through microwaves that turn into cameras by Obama.

What a time to be alive.

Before you laugh too quickly, I remind you it's only March. Just imagine the full blown insanity that you'll be enjoying after a couple of years of this shit. I'm actually expecting a statement on the reptoid menace any day now.

Trump, according to Stone, wasn't difficult to persuade. The president-elect is "an inveterate watcher of television. He has watched Infowars, Stone says. "They hit it off."

Jones told Icke that while he doesn't yet buy this theory, he suspects it is right and that it doesn't matter either way since, whether or not they are space lizards, the shadowy figures who are running the world have the same nefarious, anti-human end game.

Also obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPs3EeRyL9Y

You seem to be suggesting that such a statement is actually overdue.

[Cain]

Rachel Maddow claims she has Trump's tax returns.

This is either the start of something glorious, massive false advertising or a huge piece of calculated disinformation.  Either way, should be fun.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Rachel Maddow claims she has Trump's tax returns.

This is either the start of something glorious, massive false advertising or a huge piece of calculated disinformation.  Either way, should be fun.

OH GLEEEEEEE

Sometimes I feel kind of bad about how much I enjoy this clusterfuck.

But, y'know, if you can't beat 'em and you won't join 'em, it probably makes the most sense to laugh until you die.

[Junkenstein]

Rachel Maddow claims she has Trump's tax returns.

This is either the start of something glorious, massive false advertising or a huge piece of calculated disinformation.  Either way, should be fun.

Idiots response to claim is up on twitter.

Short version: REEEEEE

Long version:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've not even checked, just assuming.

[Cain]

I wish I could tell you.  My feed is covered in Mensch's gloating, which is becoming increasingly annoying and unhinged in equal measure.