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General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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Cain

Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on May 16, 2017, 11:11:27 PM
And, apparently, Comey has begun releasing memos describing every conversation he had with Trump. The first one alleges that Trump directly asked him to end the FBI's investigation of Flynn.

Which, anyone who knew anything about Comey could tell you was what he was doing.  He's got a reputation at the DoJ for putting everything into memos, probably ones with unusual names or wording so that he can FOIA request them very quickly if need be.

Junkenstein

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Reports coming in along the lines of "Putin ready to release recordings of Idiot/Lavrov conversations".

:lulz:

In so many ways, this is going to be hysterical.
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/17/politics/russia-us-trump-lavrov-intel/index.html

Quote(CNN)Russian President Vladimir Putin has said that Russia is ready to provide US Congress with a transcript of the talks between President Donald Trump and Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov.

Speaking at a press conference, Putin said the transcript could be provided "if the US administration finds it appropriate."

Regardless of the content, regardless of whether it has been doctored to fuck or not, there is no way this ends well for idiot.

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Junkenstein

I can't stop laughing at the heaps of potential implications here as they all make idiot look terrible.

If he knew he was being recorded - bad. Did not know he was being recorded? - Bad.
Russians able to even take recording equipment into meeting? - Bad.

The further implication that if this conversation was recorded, what else has been? - Bad.


I'm formally taking bets on how long idiot has left in office. When Putin's "defending" you like this you may as well shoot yourself. It's quicker than polonium.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

http://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog-may-17-2017/

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Ex-Mossad chief: We need to punish the US for Trump intel leak
Danny Yatom says Israel needs to hold back on sharing intelligence with the Americans so as not to endanger sources

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Junkenstein on May 17, 2017, 01:18:48 PM
I can't stop laughing at the heaps of potential implications here as they all make idiot look terrible.

If he knew he was being recorded - bad. Did not know he was being recorded? - Bad.
Russians able to even take recording equipment into meeting? - Bad.

The further implication that if this conversation was recorded, what else has been? - Bad.


I'm formally taking bets on how long idiot has left in office. When Putin's "defending" you like this you may as well shoot yourself. It's quicker than polonium.

A used heroin needle (with cap!) On him suffering either a real or fake illness before the end of the year that puts his big, fat intel leaking bourgeoisie burger-grinder out of commission. If it's faked by him he's suffering from narcissistic depression as he finally has all the cognitive dissonance come home and realizes that he's not so great. If not... polonium sends the wrong message. He'll probably just have a nice heart-attack or crippling stroke. It might not even be anybody else's fault. He's over 70 with a high BMI and probably blood pressure to match. All he has to do is keep double scooping on ice cream and getting shouting mad. Then it's Pence at the bat... and we're fucked.
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Cain

The Russian government has clarified it meant a transcript.

Which is precisely as worthless as it sounds.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on May 17, 2017, 04:01:18 PM
The Russian government has clarified it meant a transcript.

Which is precisely as worthless as it sounds.

Makes more sense than Vlad shooting the golden goose. Operation - destabilise the US - is a lot harder with a non-senile person in the driving seat :lulz:

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Junkenstein

Quote from: Cain on May 17, 2017, 04:01:18 PM
The Russian government has clarified it meant a transcript.

Which is precisely as worthless as it sounds.

Implications still hilarious. The US can't say yes or no without fallout and the question still stands about accuracy and content. Transcripts generally done from recordings too so there's still questions about devices. Unless the line is that one of the diplomats took extensive notes.

Fun and games ahoy, guaranteed.
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tyrannosaurus vex

It's also amusing to see the Kekites and bots on social media mobilizing to try and counter the Comey memo story. Sadly for them, all they can do is drag up tired old accusations against Hillary ("Seth Rich was murdered for some reason!" and "Emails!" again). I watched a couple of threads trying to make Michelle Obama's school lunch program somehow pertinent to the conversation. But something seems to have cracked yesterday, and despite the obvious attempt to flood the twitterverse with that nonsense, it isn't sticking. I'm not optimistic enough to think that's going to to hold true indefinitely now, but they're having PR issues they haven't had before. The general public sense appears to be that whatever Hillary is or isn't, that's old news and has no real bearing anymore on the discussion.
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Junkenstein

This is the best example of cognitive disassociation to be seen in our time. "Patriots" slowly realising they voted for a "traitor" So the only monkey option kicks in - Double down. This is just one sacking, it's a total death knell because it just shows how much it will escalate with each coming sacking. Idiot won't be able to control himself for long and I'll bet anything they've got evidence out the arse.

D.C considered a one party consent state, so its possible anyone could have recorded anyone at anytime too. Bet spicer's got some crackers.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

At this point, either the system of checks and balances works as it should and the Trump regime crumbles, or it doesn't work and we slide softly into a dictatorship.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Junkenstein

He has always used the same designer as gadaffi loved.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Right? Flamboyantly rich, elected on the basis that he represents a change from the old guard of politics, shady dealings accompany his electoral win, and now he's firing people who could potentially hold him accountable. Hmmmm.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Lets not be facetious now, all jokes aside I think we can all agree that gadaffi would have made a better president.
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