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General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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"MSNBC guest exposes reasons behind 'goddess of disruption' Kellyanne Conway's CNN lie-fest on Cohen"

Here's the link: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/msnbc-guest-exposes-reasons-behind-goddess-disruption-kellyanne-conways-cnn-lie-fest-cohen/

If Kellyanne Conway is an avatar of Eris, the Trump 'Administration' is starting to make sense to me, other than 'Tax cuts for the wealthy are worth treason,' of course.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

The Wizard Joseph

https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-israelis-hear-echoes-ancient-emperor-155859705.html

They're comparing Donald Trump to Cyrus the Great. Let me say that again.

They're comparing Donald Trump to Cyrus the Great.

He's going to let them build that Third Temple.

Hold onto your butts here comes the apocalypse.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Hopefullt this will lead to a conflict that will finally destroy thrice-accursed Jerusalem once and for all
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 24, 2018, 02:00:14 AM
Hopefullt this will lead to a conflict that will finally destroy thrice-accursed Jerusalem once and for all

:kingmeh:

People in Jerusalem don't count as actual people, right?  Right right right?
Molon Lube

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

I've got nothing against the actual inhabitants; I just want the city itself to be destroyed. Preferably in a way that keeps it ferom being rebuilt again
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 24, 2018, 07:04:45 AM
I've got nothing against the actual inhabitants; I just want the city itself to be destroyed. Preferably in a way that keeps it ferom being rebuilt again

It's kind of a package deal.

So tell me, what's your problem with Jerusalem?
Molon Lube

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Mostly the fact that it's sacred to Christians, Jews, and Muslims (hence my description of it as "thrice accursed"), and a symbol of and anchor to the stupidity and barbarism of the past.

It's a hotbed of superstitious abrahamic nutjobs, It's almost like if what you would get if the mythos around Roswell had sexist and homophobic undertones
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Plus if anyone's going to build a temple there it ought to be us. That city's basically a giant version of the apple.
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Doktor Howl

So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

:lulz:
Molon Lube

axod

The day before yesterday, as I went outside to repair a garden wall, I noticed a mourning dove looking back at me with a branch in its beak. Thats when "I realized all my dreams are only memories."
just this

Cramulus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2018, 01:32:12 AM
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

:lulz:

Shandor has seen it! He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


MMIX

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2018, 01:32:12 AM
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

:lulz:

sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

LMNO

Quote from: MMIX on April 26, 2018, 02:01:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2018, 01:32:12 AM
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

:lulz:

sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?

:mic drop:

trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2018, 01:32:12 AM
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

:lulz:

Surely peace will finally come to the world then! :lulz:

Also

Quote from: MMIX on April 26, 2018, 02:01:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2018, 01:32:12 AM
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

:lulz:

sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?

:lol:
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