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LMNO

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 28, 2018, 05:45:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 27, 2018, 07:59:37 PM
Well, Justice Kennedy is retiring next month. Trump gets two SCOTUS picks.



Pack 'em up, folks. We had a good run. Last one in the building, hit the lights on your way out.

Wasn't Justice Kennedy a Republican anyway? It's my understanding that he was appointed by the previous demented president before this one (Ronald Regan)

He was the liberal swing vote to several abortion cases (Casey, Hellerstedt), DOMA, as well as the gay marriage ruling (Obergefell), and that executing juvenile offenders constitutes "cruel and unusual punishment" (Roper v. Simmons).

What we'll most likely get is someone to the right of Alito and Gorsuch, meaning the court could easily undo all of the above.

Cramulus

Here's a page on the actual-ass DHS website: https://www.dhs.gov/news/2018/02/15/we-must-secure-border-and-build-wall-make-america-safe-again



14-world title beginning "We Must Secure"

arbitrary use of the number 88


dog whistle: https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/1488





Is this for real?

Is this real life?

Q. G. Pennyworth

You're not crazy

I mean, you may be crazy, but any insanity you may be suffering from is independent of your evaluation that this is a Very Bad Thing.

The Very Bad Thing may be contributing to pre-existing insanity, though

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on June 28, 2018, 11:22:20 PM
Here's a page on the actual-ass DHS website: https://www.dhs.gov/news/2018/02/15/we-must-secure-border-and-build-wall-make-america-safe-again



14-world title beginning "We Must Secure"

arbitrary use of the number 88


dog whistle: https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/1488





Is this for real?

Is this real life?


You bet your life it is.  Remember Stephen Miller flashing white power signs in the whitehouse in 2017?  Remember how everyone said "that can't be happening, that's not what it was."

That's what it was. 
Molon Lube

Cain

And now, 2 days after Milo encourages people to kill journalists, someone kills 5 people at a Maryland newspaper.

Donald "the press are the enemy of the people" Trump didn't want to comment on the shooting.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2018, 02:42:02 AM
And now, 2 days after Milo encourages people to kill journalists, someone kills 5 people at a Maryland newspaper.

Donald "the press are the enemy of the people" Trump didn't want to comment on the shooting.

What the hell?

What Milo said is a criminal act, by the way.  And now people have died.

Molon Lube

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Quote from: LMNO on June 28, 2018, 06:17:59 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 28, 2018, 05:45:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 27, 2018, 07:59:37 PM
Well, Justice Kennedy is retiring next month. Trump gets two SCOTUS picks.



Pack 'em up, folks. We had a good run. Last one in the building, hit the lights on your way out.

Wasn't Justice Kennedy a Republican anyway? It's my understanding that he was appointed by the previous demented president before this one (Ronald Regan)

He was the liberal swing vote to several abortion cases (Casey, Hellerstedt), DOMA, as well as the gay marriage ruling (Obergefell), and that executing juvenile offenders constitutes "cruel and unusual punishment" (Roper v. Simmons).

What we'll most likely get is someone to the right of Alito and Gorsuch, meaning the court could easily undo all of the above.

If Ronald Reagan accidentally appointed someone who wasn't completely a piece of shit it's plausible that Trump could too.
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Cain

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2018, 03:37:07 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2018, 02:42:02 AM
And now, 2 days after Milo encourages people to kill journalists, someone kills 5 people at a Maryland newspaper.

Donald "the press are the enemy of the people" Trump didn't want to comment on the shooting.

What the hell?

What Milo said is a criminal act, by the way.  And now people have died.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44645986

QuoteA gunman has opened fire at a local newspaper office in Maryland, killing five people and injuring others in what police said was a "targeted attack".

Staff at the Capital Gazette in Annapolis said the attacker, armed with a shotgun and smoke grenades, shot through a glass door into the newsroom.

US media have named a suspect held by police as Jarrod Ramos, who is reported to have unsuccessfully sued the newspaper group in 2012 for defamation.

Police have not confirmed a motive.

And that would, along with this attack, explain Milo's sudden "I'm only trolling" backpedaling a few hours ago.

Here's the video of Trump refusing to comment https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1012465124517572615

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 29, 2018, 03:52:23 AM
Quote from: LMNO on June 28, 2018, 06:17:59 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 28, 2018, 05:45:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 27, 2018, 07:59:37 PM
Well, Justice Kennedy is retiring next month. Trump gets two SCOTUS picks.



Pack 'em up, folks. We had a good run. Last one in the building, hit the lights on your way out.

Wasn't Justice Kennedy a Republican anyway? It's my understanding that he was appointed by the previous demented president before this one (Ronald Regan)

He was the liberal swing vote to several abortion cases (Casey, Hellerstedt), DOMA, as well as the gay marriage ruling (Obergefell), and that executing juvenile offenders constitutes "cruel and unusual punishment" (Roper v. Simmons).

What we'll most likely get is someone to the right of Alito and Gorsuch, meaning the court could easily undo all of the above.

If Ronald Reagan accidentally appointed someone who wasn't completely a piece of shit it's plausible that Trump could too.

We got Mattis.  That's his quota.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2018, 04:13:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2018, 03:37:07 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2018, 02:42:02 AM
And now, 2 days after Milo encourages people to kill journalists, someone kills 5 people at a Maryland newspaper.

Donald "the press are the enemy of the people" Trump didn't want to comment on the shooting.

What the hell?

What Milo said is a criminal act, by the way.  And now people have died.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44645986

QuoteA gunman has opened fire at a local newspaper office in Maryland, killing five people and injuring others in what police said was a "targeted attack".

Staff at the Capital Gazette in Annapolis said the attacker, armed with a shotgun and smoke grenades, shot through a glass door into the newsroom.

US media have named a suspect held by police as Jarrod Ramos, who is reported to have unsuccessfully sued the newspaper group in 2012 for defamation.

Police have not confirmed a motive.

And that would, along with this attack, explain Milo's sudden "I'm only trolling" backpedaling a few hours ago.

Here's the video of Trump refusing to comment https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1012465124517572615

Is this beginning to look like the end of Transmet, or what?  I keep waiting for him to shove Sarah Huckabee at the reporters.
Molon Lube

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#1510
I'm somewhat conflicted. On the one hand I feel like I should get out of this country while the getting's good, on the other hand I'm in a swing state and feel like the United States needs me (Plus I don't know where I'd go to; most places I don't speak the language, and I want to steer clear of the commonwealth of nations because they tend to have onerous censorship laws; like for the longest time The Driller Killer was banned in Britain because it was supposedly over the top, and that movie's boring as shit, and you still can't get any good movies or videogames in austrailia).
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 29, 2018, 05:43:20 AM
I'm somewhat conflicted. On the one hand I feel like I should get out of this country while the getting's good, on the other hand I'm in a swing state and feel like the United States needs me (Plus I don't know where I'd go to; most places I don't speak the language, and I want to steer clear of the commonwealth of nations because they tend to have onerous censorship laws; like for the longest time The Driller Killer was banned in Britain because it was supposedly over the top, and that movie's boring as shit, and you still can't get any good movies or videogames in austrailia).

I'm not being run out, no matter what the consequences are.
Molon Lube

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

BTW, speaking of swing states, here is what needs to happen to have the best chance to fix this mess. We need a lot of democrats from non-swing states to move to the swing states and turn them blue. Alternately, we need a lot of democrats from a cross section of blue states to move to one or two of the low population red states and turn them blue
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Pergamos

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 29, 2018, 06:04:24 AM
BTW, speaking of swing states, here is what needs to happen to have the best chance to fix this mess. We need a lot of democrats from non-swing states to move to the swing states and turn them blue. Alternately, we need a lot of democrats from a cross section of blue states to move to one or two of the low population red states and turn them blue

Californians tend to move other places.  If they'd do it a bit more strategically we could turn the country arouind.

Bruno

Quote from: Pergamos on June 29, 2018, 07:37:47 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 29, 2018, 06:04:24 AM
BTW, speaking of swing states, here is what needs to happen to have the best chance to fix this mess. We need a lot of democrats from non-swing states to move to the swing states and turn them blue. Alternately, we need a lot of democrats from a cross section of blue states to move to one or two of the low population red states and turn them blue

Californians tend to move other places.  If they'd do it a bit more strategically we could turn the country arouind.

Arouind?


Is that like a shade of Indigo, or...
Formerly something else...