General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Cain]

That, or Trump is more worried about Amerian witnesses than being rolled by Putin.

Because he's going to give Putin something, or tell him something, or agree to something, and he doesn't want anyone to know.  Just like when he ordered the press away from the White House before he gave the Russians that Israeli intelligence last year.

[Brother Mythos]

Social media trolls Alex Jones with 'Second Civil War' letters

As per the article:

"Social media users mocked InfoWars founder and host Alex Jones for predicting that Democrats are planning to start a civil war on July 4.

The conspiracy theorist tweeted his prediction on Monday, accompanied by a video in which he claimed that "elite publications" were calling for a "civil emergency" using civil unrest and "racial strife" to force out President Trump.

    BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th https://t.co/38AWiUFaag
    — Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) July 1, 2018

Twitter users were quick to jump on Jones's claims, mocking him with letters written in the style of those from soldiers written during the American Civil War."

Here's the link: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/395417-social-media-trolls-alex-jones-with-second-civil-war-letters

I guess because I'm officially an "Unaffiliated" voter, those damn Democrats never gave me a heads up about the start of this new Civil War. It's a very sad thing that people like me had to hear about this from Alex Jones.

[Doktor Howl]

And shots fired.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/china-fires-back-after-trump-launches-dollar34-billion-trade-war/ar-AAzEAv2?ocid=spartanntp

[Doktor Howl]

Social media trolls Alex Jones with 'Second Civil War' letters

As per the article:

"Social media users mocked InfoWars founder and host Alex Jones for predicting that Democrats are planning to start a civil war on July 4.

The conspiracy theorist tweeted his prediction on Monday, accompanied by a video in which he claimed that "elite publications" were calling for a "civil emergency" using civil unrest and "racial strife" to force out President Trump.

    BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th https://t.co/38AWiUFaag
    — Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) July 1, 2018

Twitter users were quick to jump on Jones's claims, mocking him with letters written in the style of those from soldiers written during the American Civil War."

Here's the link: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/395417-social-media-trolls-alex-jones-with-second-civil-war-letters

I guess because I'm officially an "Unaffiliated" voter, those damn Democrats never gave me a heads up about the start of this new Civil War. It's a very sad thing that people like me had to hear about this from Alex Jones.

Nobody told me, either, and I'm a dyed in the wool democrat.

I didn't even have the nose art finished on the bomber.

[Brother Mythos]

That, or Trump is more worried about Amerian witnesses than being rolled by Putin.

Because he's going to give Putin something, or tell him something, or agree to something, and he doesn't want anyone to know.  Just like when he ordered the press away from the White House before he gave the Russians that Israeli intelligence last year.

Colbert: Trump and Putin Are Meeting Next Month for 'Trump's Annual Employee Review'

As per the article/video:

"Obviously, with the looming shadow of the Mueller investigation, Trump has to completely distance himself from anything Russian. So today, the White House announced he'll be meeting with Vladimir Putin on July 16. Well, okay, it makes sense. It is time for Trump's annual employee review. It is, right? It's time. It's time.

"The meeting was set up by national security adviser and 'man smelling his own mustache,' John Bolton. And Bolton defended the summit in the strongest terms."

Here's a link: https://www.thewrap.com/colbert-trump-putin-meeting-next-month-trumps-annual-employee-review-video/

I think Colbert really nailed this one, unfortunately. But, Comrade Spanky does appear willing to do anything to get a Trump Comrade Spanky Tower built in Moscow.

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Social media trolls Alex Jones with 'Second Civil War' letters

As per the article:

"Social media users mocked InfoWars founder and host Alex Jones for predicting that Democrats are planning to start a civil war on July 4.

The conspiracy theorist tweeted his prediction on Monday, accompanied by a video in which he claimed that "elite publications" were calling for a "civil emergency" using civil unrest and "racial strife" to force out President Trump.

    BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th https://t.co/38AWiUFaag
    — Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) July 1, 2018

Twitter users were quick to jump on Jones's claims, mocking him with letters written in the style of those from soldiers written during the American Civil War."

Here's the link: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/395417-social-media-trolls-alex-jones-with-second-civil-war-letters

I guess because I'm officially an "Unaffiliated" voter, those damn Democrats never gave me a heads up about the start of this new Civil War. It's a very sad thing that people like me had to hear about this from Alex Jones.

Nobody told me, either, and I'm a dyed in the wool democrat.

I didn't even have the nose art finished on the bomber.

...there wasn't much headroom in the missile silo rocket chamber, but our Battalion still got the damn thing to lift-off, on target. The enemy is no longer in us.

[Doktor Howl]

Of COURSE.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-pardons-oregon-men-whose-case-sparked-wildlife-refuge-takeover/ar-AAzR7Rb?ocid=spartanntp

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-tell-people-not-to-come-to-our-country-illegally/ar-AAzQpn5?ocid=spartanntp

If you can't do your job, blame illegals.

[Cain]

Of COURSE.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-pardons-oregon-men-whose-case-sparked-wildlife-refuge-takeover/ar-AAzR7Rb?ocid=spartanntp

Well how else are you going to signal to the militia crowd that their crimes will be forgiven?

Gonna be hard to get paramilitaries on board if they're worried about the law.

[Brother Mythos]

Of COURSE.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-pardons-oregon-men-whose-case-sparked-wildlife-refuge-takeover/ar-AAzR7Rb?ocid=spartanntp

At his Montana rally last week, Comrade Spanky said, "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks."

Here's a link, for anyone in doubt: https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/06/politics/donald-trump-montana-speech/index.html

So, if the Democrats are anarchists, what exactly are the anti-government cattle ranchers who were convicted of committing arson on federal land, a wildlife refuge no less?

[Bruno]

Didn't they also fire shots at firefighters?

[Cain]

Of COURSE.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-pardons-oregon-men-whose-case-sparked-wildlife-refuge-takeover/ar-AAzR7Rb?ocid=spartanntp

At his Montana rally last week, Comrade Spanky said, "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks."

Here's a link, for anyone in doubt: https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/06/politics/donald-trump-montana-speech/index.html

So, if the Democrats are anarchists, what exactly are the anti-government cattle ranchers who were convicted of committing arson on federal land, a wildlife refuge no less?

Patriots, of course.

Didn't they also fire shots at firefighters?

I believe so.  It also wasn't just a single incident, they had persistently been doing this for years, and the 5 year sentence they were handed down was part of a plea bargain.

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/anger-and-disgust-as-trump-blows-up-nato-summit

With cameras switched on, and no question they were recording, Donald Trump told his Atlantic Alliance counterparts that Germany is "totally controlled by Russia." Berlin buys from Moscow more and more of the natural gas it uses. So, in one of his trademark versions of common sense, which commonly ignores basic history and fundamental facts, he asked why the U.S. should spend a lot of money to defend Germany from Russia if Germany was dependent on Russia for energy. Trump incorrectly inflated Germany's reliance on Russian energy to convey, yet again, a picture of NATO as a protection racket and the U.S. demanding its envelope of cash be heavier.

This after Trump turned the meeting last month in Canada of the G7 most economically advanced democracies into an acrimonious debacle. (He not only insulted German Chancellor Angela Merkel there, he threw a Starburst candy at her.)

[Brother Mythos]

Of COURSE.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-pardons-oregon-men-whose-case-sparked-wildlife-refuge-takeover/ar-AAzR7Rb?ocid=spartanntp

At his Montana rally last week, Comrade Spanky said, "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks."

Here's a link, for anyone in doubt: https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/06/politics/donald-trump-montana-speech/index.html

So, if the Democrats are anarchists, what exactly are the anti-government cattle ranchers who were convicted of committing arson on federal land, a wildlife refuge no less?

Patriots, of course.

For some reason, that never occurred to me.

[Cain]

Unless a black person does it of course, in which case they are a Communist.  Which is bad.

There's a flowchart somewhere for all this, I swear...