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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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Cain

Just in time for the mid-terms, too.  Because...Putin is really popular with Americans?

Oh, Republicans also blocked subpoena to get the testimony of the translator at the secret meeting.  Despite, you know, the past 3 days.  Congressional oversight for foreign policy only extends to Mr Ben Ghazi and how Shillary killed him.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2018, 12:00:40 AM
Just in time for the mid-terms, too.  Because...Putin is really popular with Americans?

Oh, Republicans also blocked subpoena to get the testimony of the translator at the secret meeting.  Despite, you know, the past 3 days.  Congressional oversight for foreign policy only extends to Mr Ben Ghazi and how Shillary killed him.

78% of republicans are apparently totally okay with all of this shit.

A mean, small-minded man would bring this up every time they jabber about patriotism for the next 50 years.

You know, like me.
Molon Lube

Brother Mythos

Cuomo administration opens probe into Trump Foundation, officials say

As per the article:

'"Gov. Cuomo believes there is one set of rules for everyone – no matter who you are or how much power you have," one Cuomo aide said. "This matter will be investigated to the fullest possible extent, and if appropriate, referred for criminal prosecution."


Word of the investigation surfaced hours after Cuomo counsel Alphonso David said the governor would be willing to give the attorney general's office a referral to launch a criminal probe into President Trump's charitable foundation – if the AG wants it.'

Here's the link: http://api.theweek.com/sites/default/files/23213170.jpg?resize=807x807

I Love New York!
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2018, 12:45:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2018, 12:00:40 AM
Just in time for the mid-terms, too.  Because...Putin is really popular with Americans?

Oh, Republicans also blocked subpoena to get the testimony of the translator at the secret meeting.  Despite, you know, the past 3 days.  Congressional oversight for foreign policy only extends to Mr Ben Ghazi and how Shillary killed him.

78% of republicans are apparently totally okay with all of this shit.

A mean, small-minded man would bring this up every time they jabber about patriotism for the next 50 years.

You know, like me.

Yeah, that sounds like something a real prick would do.

So, where do I apply for the job?
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2018, 12:45:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2018, 12:00:40 AM
Just in time for the mid-terms, too.  Because...Putin is really popular with Americans?

Oh, Republicans also blocked subpoena to get the testimony of the translator at the secret meeting.  Despite, you know, the past 3 days.  Congressional oversight for foreign policy only extends to Mr Ben Ghazi and how Shillary killed him.

78% of republicans are apparently totally okay with all of this shit.

A mean, small-minded man would bring this up every time they jabber about patriotism for the next 50 years.

You know, like me.

I am pleased to know you plan on being alive for another 50 years.

Brother Mythos

Here are 5 of the craziest Christian fundamentalist cults that feel empowered in the Trump era

As per the article:

"President Donald Trump—despite his alleged sexual activity with porn star Stormy Daniels, two divorces, lack of Biblical knowledge and a reputation for having a very foul mouth at times—has, ironically, become an icon of the Christian Right in the United States. His predecessor at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Barack Obama, actually has a long history of going to church and clearly possesses a greater knowledge of the Bible. Regardless, the Christian Right considers Obama an enemy and Trump a staunch ally—and with Trump in office, extremist groups are coming out of the woodwork more and more.

Here are some of the craziest far-right sects, organizations or Christian fundamentalist movements that are feeling empowered in the Trump era."

Here's the link: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/5-craziest-christian-fundamentalist-cults-feel-empowered-trump-era/

I've heard of Quiverfull, but the rest are unknown to me.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Cain

NYT is reporting that Michael Cohen secretly recorded audio of Trump discussing the pay offs for porn stars he'd slept with, and that the FBI now has that tape.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on July 20, 2018, 01:17:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2018, 12:45:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2018, 12:00:40 AM
Just in time for the mid-terms, too.  Because...Putin is really popular with Americans?

Oh, Republicans also blocked subpoena to get the testimony of the translator at the secret meeting.  Despite, you know, the past 3 days.  Congressional oversight for foreign policy only extends to Mr Ben Ghazi and how Shillary killed him.

78% of republicans are apparently totally okay with all of this shit.

A mean, small-minded man would bring this up every time they jabber about patriotism for the next 50 years.

You know, like me.

I am pleased to know you plan on being alive for another 50 years.

Or I'll die trying.
Molon Lube

Cain

Oh, it also turned out that Wikileaks had a data cache on Manafort communications that they chose to not publish, despite its obvious newsworthiness.  Emma Best has released them instead.  http://emma.best/2018/07/20/a-note-on-the-manafort-texts/

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cain


Brother Mythos

'Manhattan Madam' Kristin Davis subpoenaed in Mueller probe

As per the article:

"Kristin Davis, the madam made famous for her role in the 2008 sex scandal that brought down former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, has been subpoenaed by the special counsel's office, according to a report Friday.

Davis, who once ran for governor and controller before being busted selling prescription pills, worked with flamboyant Republican consultant Roger Stone for a decade."

Here's the link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ny-pol-manhattan-madam-mueller-davis-stone-20180720-story.html

This "probe" just keeps getting better and better.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Cain

Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2018, 06:54:08 PM
Oh, it also turned out that Wikileaks had a data cache on Manafort communications that they chose to not publish, despite its obvious newsworthiness.  Emma Best has released them instead.  http://emma.best/2018/07/20/a-note-on-the-manafort-texts/

Ew.

Texts from Manaforts daughters suggest he forced his wife into group sex against her will on multiple occasions.

Cain

And yes this literally makes Manafort a cuck.  Go on, get it out of your systems.